Monday, April 26, 2010

TORNADO, PANIC!

Just saw a tornado warning as I was walking through the upper deck. PANIC. Stuff that tornados can destroy:
  • finals
  • cows
  • film industry
  • SMCM
  • fences
  • cars
  • Joanne Goldwater

  • Avoid tornadoes by standing in open areas

    Update: everyone who commented on this is wonderful :D


    Update: Justin Perry and Ken Benjes were the first victims of this terrorism known as tornado panic 2010.

    29 comments:

    1. oh no Joanne Goldwater?!!

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    2. PANICCCCCCCCC!!!!

      If I had a PANIC shirt to wear right now, I would. I think this is a very appropriate time.

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    3. Where are the emergency sirens?!?!

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    4. EVACUATE!!!!!!

      Everyone go to the Good Pastor Basement!!!!

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    5. PANIC!!! Hells yeah.

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    6. IMPENDING DOOM!

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    7. Seriously what is with the lack of sirens???

      St. Mary's needs to GET IT TOGETHER!!!!!

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    8. Also, I like how everyone looks to your blog Ken, because the school hasn't even sent an email to tell us about this!!!!

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    9. I just heard the sirens go off, don't worry everyone

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    10. LIBRARY PARTY DOWNSTAIRS.

      COME HANG OUT IN THE ENCYCLOPEDIA STACKS

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    11. YO IM THE BRARY THEY HAVE THINGS TO READ LIKE BOOKS

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    12. HOW HAS OUR SCHOOL NOT SENT OUT AN EMAIL...

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    13. bathroom partayyy

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    14. THE TORNADO DESTROYED THE EMAIL SYSTEM OMFG

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    15. Let's Get Wasted! Tornado drinking party in the bathroom!!

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    16. I HEARD JUSTIN PERRY WAS THE FIRST CASUALTY OF THE HURRICANE. CONFIRM/DENY?

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    17. thank you for supplying the info about the tornado PANIC! as you can see, we all come to you, Mr. Ken Benjes, to supply us with relevant knowledge about the school. Also, I agree with Molly-- my state of panic! would be better enjoyed if it was displayed on a t-shirt...

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    18. Ken Benjes, did you die in the tornado? You haven't said anything since your original post! PANICCCCC. Come back!!!

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    19. I think the shirts for this blog should just say PANIC!

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    20. dear anonymous right before me. i need ken benjes face on my body. right now. needdddd.

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    21. TORNADO TERRORISM!!!!

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    22. Hahah oh my god I love you all so much. I was in Kent 3rd story and our professor is from Iowa and told us about his tornado experiences. If the power lines start bending upwards instead of being pulled down by gravity, PANIC!

      I'll try to make some shirts before the semester is over

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    23. the evacuation of the great room and the ensuing panic was the best ever

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    24. the viewing of the incoming doom from the River Center was not the best thing ever. Mostly due to the absence of said tornado.

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    25. i really wish someone had taken a picture of Clint Neil's face when he was telling us all to leave the great room. it was the face of terror.

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    26. clint neil almost peed his pants.

      also today this girl in my women studies class said that yesterday someone called her about the tornado and she hadn't heard anything from the school, so she turned to your blog.

      she doesn't even know you in person, but turns to your blog in times of trouble. this should make you proud.

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    27. I <3 Clint

      That is glorious. Who was the girl?

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