Saturday, September 21, 2013

Sports Rock but NARP is a Mean Term

         Don’t be mean!!!!! People on this campus are supposed to be cool, *alt*, tree dwellers who spend their time being friendly and saying things like “Ask not what the St.Mary’s River can do for you, but what you can do to contribute to the St. Mary’s Arboretum Association.

         Athletics are important and team sports are an integral part of  growing up via Grow Up by Simple Plan. HOWEVER, those that do not participate in physical team activities should not be labeled as NARP’S aight? They may be non athletic and regular but who gives a flying hoot? Athletic people are regular too ya know. May I add that said NARP’S could be secretly badass lax players or have an amazing half court shot.

Wednesday, September 11, 2013

Wknd Observations

Okay. It’s hot as hell on campus. I mean hot as in the new 1st years (that does include the ones who simply refuse to remove their lanyards) and I mean the fact that it’s so friggin humid outside. Speaking of new people, fresh faces, and confused students who don’t understand where Margaret Brent Hall is, this weekend was weird. Yes, ill admit, it was just like any other weekend at SMCM where peeps get drunk, lose their phones in LQ, and sweat whilst roaming from the crescents to the greens. But it was weird in that I heard no drunken roasts of Jurgo which I thought I would.

ALSO, keep on keeping SMCM weird by leaving Keystone’s and Bud Light’s on the grass! Imagine if the “I’m Shmacked” producers wanted to make a movie of our college. Do you think they would want to see a big mess of miscellaneous alcohol on our beautiful, historically preserved campus? Okay maybe the answer to that question is yes, but whatever.

Tuesday, September 10, 2013

Public Safety Gossip

Just learned that circa 2007/08 there was a PS officer who was hooking up with students and then got fired for it.

Thursday, September 5, 2013

New Structures in the Graveyard

IDK what these things are, but they look new and are kinda cute

Wednesday, September 4, 2013

Green Fire Hydrant

There are several green fire hydrants near Calvert on South Campus. It seems like a great way to troll firefighters since they are pretty hidden looking.

It's a good idea to place them near Calvert like this too, since Calvert never burned down or anything in the past...

Tuesday, September 3, 2013

PANIC: Someone has Stolen a Pillar!

Now that school is back in session I am back on campus (since I am a "student") so I went around documenting some changes. Look forward to boring/moderately funny posts in the coming days.

Now as you can see, one of the posts near Calvert is missing. Did someone steal it? Did Urgo steal it? Did someone run a car into it, just like a few years ago near the Statehouse?

Monday, September 2, 2013