Saturday, October 29, 2011

Look what Katie Caffey made at brunch!

Friday, October 28, 2011

Adam Hammett is in the newspaper The Enterprise!

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Mold Students to be placed on a Cruise Ship EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS

I wish this were a joke that I had made up but it is not.  The school is renting (or maybe buying via the photo to the right) this ship to house students who have been displaced by the mold in PG and Caroline.

These photos were leaked to me by a disgruntled student (she wasn't actually disgruntled) and should be the legit thing.

According to this second photo, it would appear that the boat will house at least 218 students.  Not sure how many are currently in the hotels, but there are many more than 200 students currently displaced (many were put into triples, quads, etc.).  I wonder how effective this method of housing will be?

Here is what the cabins look like.  As you can see they have a nice framed painting and even a telephone.  Not sure how the telephone works since they are in the water.

 Wow boat, u fancy huh?
Nice deck!  For yalls who aren't getting all student emails, Urgo sent one out a few hours ago telling everyone about this.  Currently a lot of students are in hotels in the area (some even in Solomons) which kinda sucks via having to drive so much, so this is a new solution! 

I feel like this is the sort of solution that could not have been imagined by sober people.
Click on any of the photos to see them bigger!

I have been here for several years now, nearly half a decade, and this is THE most absurd thing I have experienced.  <3 u st. marys.

Monday, October 24, 2011


Via mold everywhere.  Apparently there is mold everywhere right now.  There is also a cool rumor about the school shutting down.  I hope this is one of those unsubstantiated rumors.  I also wish I had started it.  Sigh.

Saturday, October 22, 2011

Yalls sga prezz

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

PANIC: Tapestries Removed From Campus Store

PANIC!! It would appear that the tapestries have been removed from the Campus Center Store.  These essential tapestries have been replaced with INSTRUMENTS.

I think we can all agree that while music is an essential part of the college life (via student bands [Three Man River Band, that ska band that played once and I wish would play more, Byzantine Top 40, Hydrofish, Slyfoxed] and that guy who shows up to parties with a guitar and kinda annoys everyone) tapestries are much more important.

Where would we be if everyone did not have a Bob Marley or Grateful Dead tapestry?  I know that my townhouse last year had both, along with approximately five other tapestries (not at all a joke).  How are we supposed to have the generic college experience if we are deprived of our stereotypical tapestries???

Granted, I may be jumping to conclusions, and they may have tapestries somewhere else in the Campus Store, but WHO KNOWS (via I am not good at investigative journalism when I live several miles away).


It's an Honors College Because

One year after a major mold outbreak there are still even bigger mold outbreaks.


Monday, October 17, 2011




Monday, October 10, 2011

A ~Model~ Goes to School Here Now

Via many many rumors it would appear that a Model (via fashion modeling) attends SMCM.  At most universities this is probably a common occurrence but here it is something to speculate about and objectify the human in question.

Via investigative journalism it would appear that Blaine Cook (wut a pretty name!) is from Hollywood, MD and was born in 1986.  Let the stalking commence!


WAT.  What a turncoat/Benedict Arnold, doing work for the college Franklin and Marshall (via that place is hella expensive).

He was also in the 2009 American Eagle Holiday catalog.  I think this is one of those catalogs where people get kinda nudey, but it would appear

Saturday, October 8, 2011


From blue wind gourmet bathroom

Friday, October 7, 2011

Episode II: The Community Strikes Back

Title not super relevant to the content, I just love Star Wars.

This is part two OF THREE PARTS of the forum stuff regarding Chick-Fil-A.  Click on images to view them bros.

Ah yes, thank you for your valuable insight into what food you enjoy!

1.  This guy is saying that people attempted to force his daughter into lesbianism.  What.
2.  Are there any small liberal arts colleges that don't have a liberal slant?  It's in the name!
3.  I really want to understand how people attempted to force his daughter to be a lesbian.

Aw this guy brings up a good point.

Look at terrorist Dave Chase winning the hearts and minds of our community via not acting like an asshole!  This bro is a real good debater/talkerman.

These guys really don't like Muslims. 

That's all for today, look forward to more excerpts probably.  Or don't look forward to it, if it's not your cup of tea.


This week is tech weekend for the play 'As you like it' which I didn't realize was a Shakespeare play.  Also apparently tech week is a horrible thing, I don't know.  Anyways, goodluck yall.

Thursday, October 6, 2011

The Chick-Fil-A Debate Reaches

Not sure if yall know about the wonderful website known as  Most geographic areas don't have sweetass websites with news, forums, etc., but Southern Maryland sure does!  If you enjoy Conservative rhetoric, Obama bashing, and townies posting pictures from May Day (yes, this has happened) then COME ON DOWN!

So, months after Chick-Fil-A was banished via supporting anti-gay groups some people on the SOMD site got upset.  Since they go here and everything.  It resulted in some interesting posts on their forum and terrorist Dave Chase being a sane person with legitimately good posts.  This will be the first of two posts.  Click on the images to see the posts in full size that will actually be legible.  And godbless yall real good (via signs on route 4).

Ah yes, as a liberal lefty I HATE family values and the like.  I believe we should all live in communes!

Not sure if this bro understands what censorship is....

I would recommend just reading this one yourself.  There is homophobia, Islamophobia, and other crazyness.

Someone more sane posts!

Yes, please do come take a shit here on campus, we would love that.


Ride Board

Ride Board has a long history here at St. Mary's.  Last decade (circa 07') there was a physical board outside the Great Room where people could post where they were going or where they wanted to go etc.  It was cool but not often used.

Then someone made a facebook group because the physical board disappeared and she wanted rides to visit her boyfriend (who was pretty cute).

Anyway, yall should check out the group and help people get rides to their homes, especially with Reading Days coming up.  Most people are willing to throw in gas money!

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Cherry Pickers Creepin' on Calvert Hall

There is a cherry picker crane machine that is watching people in Calvert (aka Julia Strauss).  Not sure what the deal with this is.  Margaret Brent moving and now this atrocity.

A Poem:

First they came for the Margaret Brent Halls, but I did not speak up, for I was not a hall.
Then they came for the Calvert Hall Windows, but I did not speak up, for I was not a window.
Then they came for me, and there was no one left to speak up.


Monday, October 3, 2011

Point News Spin-Off Semi-Funny

ThePointNews spin-off ThePointlessNews made a semi-funny post regarding catching a blog author reading a terrorist newspaper.

I giggled.

Saturday, October 1, 2011

2011 bamboo boat race winner! She doesnt even go here!

It is past 11am and I still have not received my free beer