PANIC Sewage Spill

The water treatment building at the end of the Greens (near the KUDZU [more PANIC on that later] plants) exploded (or possibly just sprung a leak) leaking out 50,000 gallons of RAW SEWAGE.

As a result the waterfront is kinda closed to all recreational use, since touching the water could result in

• Becoming a Teenage (or young adult) Mutant Ninja Turtle
• Zombification
• Illness
• Superpowers
• Becoming a mutant (via X-Men)
• Becoming a mutant (via other kinds of mutants)
• Infertility
• Death
• PANICing

Errbody should probably avoid the water for awhile.

Saw this as someone's status update this morning, but couldn't find any info via googling.  I was wondering what those trucks that were around on Monday were though, but now I know I guess.

Glad this happened when it was cold out and not 'hang out in the water weather'.