Tuesday, October 19, 2010

PANIC Sewage Spill

The water treatment building at the end of the Greens (near the KUDZU [more PANIC on that later] plants) exploded (or possibly just sprung a leak) leaking out 50,000 gallons of RAW SEWAGE.

As a result the waterfront is kinda closed to all recreational use, since touching the water could result in

  • Becoming a Teenage (or young adult) Mutant Ninja Turtle
  • Zombification
  • Illness
  • Superpowers
  • Becoming a mutant (via X-Men)
  • Becoming a mutant (via other kinds of mutants)
  • Infertility
  • Death
  • PANICing
Errbody should probably avoid the water for awhile.

Saw this as someone's status update this morning, but couldn't find any info via googling.  I was wondering what those trucks that were around on Monday were though, but now I know I guess.

Glad this happened when it was cold out and not 'hang out in the water weather'.


  1. It only took what, 2 days for them to close the waterfront and notify students.

  2. THose little shits.

  3. How has there not been an e-mail about this??

  4. obviously, midnight soccer notifications > raw sewage warning

  5. I checked 'Shitty.' Get it? Eh? EH?