Monday, September 19, 2011

Tommy Seahawk Identity Revealed

Have yall been wondering who the new writer is (despite the tone and style of the writing staying the same)???

Some of yall have probably guessed correctly that the writer never changed.  I was just tryna remove my name/presence from this in order to not let it prevent me from getting a job in the future.  Sorry if I annoyed anyone, it was just a method of protecting myself.  Please help me out by continuing this anonymous trend via comments, I would appreciate it.  Thanks.  Again, sorry if it was off-putting.  And if anyone is interested in contributing, feel free to contact me.  Thanks again yall.
Posted by Tom Seahawk at 2:14 PM

22 comments:

  1. AnonymousSeptember 19, 2011 at 9:30 PM

    benjes, you god damn ass lieutenant, we all knew it was you, you blithering fool

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  2. AnonymousSeptember 19, 2011 at 9:31 PM

    who r u?

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  3. AnonymousSeptember 19, 2011 at 9:33 PM

    major disappointed in your readership not being able to easily identify the distinct brand of irreverent wit and charm that could only belong to Ben Ganges

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  4. Tom SeahawkSeptember 19, 2011 at 9:43 PM

    Woah bro! I said that some such as yourself, oh glorious @9:30 anon, figured it out, but plenty of people did not

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  5. AnonymousSeptember 19, 2011 at 9:46 PM

    very lame. you should get jack mumby to blog and bring that insane militant leftist spin... at least it would be funny

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  6. AnonymousSeptember 20, 2011 at 8:01 AM

    um, i don't think the tone and style did say the same. i think this is a giant conspiracy to bring back our figurehead while relying on nonwitty underwriters. do not accept the liesssss! they have taken the author. pannicccc!

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  7. AnonymousSeptember 20, 2011 at 9:42 AM

    Only you could still think "via" is hilarious.

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  8. AnonymousSeptember 20, 2011 at 9:44 AM

    (P.S. It's not. It's dead. Move on. Take "panic" with you.)

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  9. AnonymousSeptember 20, 2011 at 10:05 AM

    What if all these anonymous commentors are just the author...

    CONSPIRACY PANIC

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  10. AnonymousSeptember 20, 2011 at 6:09 PM

    If you don't think via is funny you're not smart enough to "get" it

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  11. AnonymousSeptember 20, 2011 at 7:25 PM

    If I decided to replace words randomly with the phrase "hot dog," would that be funny? Yeah, maybe the first five times. That is the equivalent of Ken's disgusting misuse of "via." Saddest part is that he probably started it on accident, not understanding how to use it.

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  12. Tom SeahawkSeptember 20, 2011 at 9:29 PM

    What, are you serious, I know how to use via, I just choose not to via it still makes me laugh.

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  13. AnonymousSeptember 21, 2011 at 7:42 PM

    They see me trollin', they laughin'

    -David

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  14. David ChaseSeptember 21, 2011 at 7:49 PM

    TROLOLO

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  15. AnonymousSeptember 22, 2011 at 9:47 AM

    You ever see those sad comics doing the same routines 10 years later?

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  16. AnonymousSeptember 22, 2011 at 8:00 PM

    http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/2/1/88c44e81-e1cd-460f-8889-86c87468e3db.jpg

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  17. AnonymousSeptember 22, 2011 at 10:31 PM

    He wasn't trying to troll...

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  18. AnonymousSeptember 23, 2011 at 10:26 AM

    OK, that came out harsh, so I apologize. Yes, I'm over "via," but the truth is I read your blog a lot because you're funny and you do post stuff that no one else is posting, some of which is really important (and some of which is just juicy gossip). Keep on keepin' on (but don't let it go to your head).

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  19. Tom SeahawkSeptember 23, 2011 at 1:49 PM

    Aww thank you! Sad to see that you are over "via" via you don't like worn out gimmicks.

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  20. AnonymousSeptember 23, 2011 at 2:57 PM

    At least you admit it's worn out. :)

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  21. AnonymousSeptember 25, 2011 at 4:38 PM

    one day this dumbass will accidentally use via correctly and then the joke will be over

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  22. AnonymousSeptember 25, 2011 at 8:16 PM

    You're an ass via rude words.

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