Thursday, September 1, 2011

PANIC: Monster on Campus Destroying Trees

Yall, there seems to be some sort of monster attacking campus trees.  Check out the photo BELOW


WHAT COULD HAVE HAPPENED TO THIS TREE?

All the trees that got planted in this area of Admissions Field (other than one) are all dead/gone now.  Depressing.  SMCMLOL:  Bringing you news about trees.

Possible suspects:

  • The Hulk
  • Steroids person
  • Truck
  • A Hurricane named Irene
  • Drunk First Years
  • Dean Bayless (this doesn't make sense but I thought maybe it would be funny/SCANDALOUS)
  • CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE
 Was really hoping those trees would survive and look chill.  Too bad they are getting naturally selected to die.

4 comments:

  1. So glad this is the current state of affairs on the blog. 24/7 Tree Coverage.

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  2. Pretty sure it was the hurricane.

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  3. North Woods Wizard

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