PAPARAZZI: Point News Bigwig has Fallen and Cannot Get Up

Prominent The Point News writer/editor/websitecreator/all around good bro David Chase fell the other night and could not get up via that one commercial about grandmas falling and not being able to get up.

Is there room in the TPN budget for Life Alert???

Will he survive this traumatic accident and subsequent paparazzi styled coverage?

PS this is in retaliation for the photo he made of the author of this blog eating a baby.  #rude.

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