Saturday, February 20, 2010

Is this our New President?

Could this be our new president? Via University of Mary Washington Press Release, she has stepped down from her position. Same day ours accepted.

Very possible. She is pretty hot, so I am in favor of her, even if she is ghostly pale.

She was President at UMW for two years, so it's good that she has previous experience, but I wonder why she is leaving after only two years.

I would recommend that everyone PANIC and spread rumors.

UPDATE: "I actually saw a UMW minibus leaving campus this morning. " - Frank

Game over folks, this is totally our new President.

Also, Dibs.

15 comments:

  1. I actually saw a UMW minibus leaving campus this morning.

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  2. The UMW Bus was here for a swim meet. Sorry guys. Though, I agree this looks oddly coincidental.

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  3. Disagree. According to TPN they hadn't told their campus yet...and Mary Wash pres told on Friday. I think she's just a red herring. And also, leaving after 2 years is fail.

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  4. Her hair is the same color as her skin. This frightens me.

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  5. She sounds lame, thanks Board of Trustees, for letting us know.

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  6. bitch is ugly as shit, GO HOME

    where's jim baccus? i bet that guy could have stolen us fuckloads of money semi-legally

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  7. Jeremy has a good point, this could very well be a red herring. Or perhaps a pale herring. If I am incorrect, then lulz

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  8. We can add her to the list of Dolores Umbridge look-alikes on campus.

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  9. Debbie I am sure you are having a lot of fun with this hahahah. Is a date set for the announcement?

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  10. We're hoping for tomorrow! :D But if not tomorrow, almost definitely Tuesday!

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  11. I take that back. Definitely tomorrow!

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  12. I would take her behind the middle school and get her pregnant.

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  13. Based on these comments it's probably for the best that she isn't our new President.

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