Thursday, September 30, 2010

FUCKING PANIC: TROPICAL STORMS EDITION

Some of you might be thinking "tropical storms are bitches, I want a legit ass hurricane, why do I have to PANIC???"  If this is you then you are a dumbface because this TROPICAL STORM is going to destroy us all.  I don't think you realize that according to weather.com YOUR PETS ARE GOING TO BE TOTALLY UNCOMFORTABLE.
There is going to be a lot of rain.  If you are a wicked witch from the West (siiiiiiiiiide) PANIC!  Just look at all this rain
Sheeeeeeeeit how are we going to survive?  

Some recommendations for Survival:
  • Don't drink the water (via that Dave Matthews Band song)
  • PANIC
  • Go to the grind and buy everything, and hoard stuff
  • Don't go to class (jk yall should go to class)
  • Don't wear white shoes to the gym (via Kristina Schiller)
  • ???
  • PANIC
Hope yall survive via not dying.  Hope the river does not flood QA.


3 comments:

  1. http://i.imwx.com/web/news/2010/september/threat-093010-439x330.jpg

    See how part of the bay is highlighted in white?!?!
    CURRENT THREAT LEVEL = CATASTROPHIC

    glad we have a navy base nearby... oh wait they don't have boats.
    sailing team ftw.

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  2. 9:30 am dispatch:
    Road Closed : Rt 5 & Willows.

    WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE.

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  3. Um. Ken. Are you TRYING to misuse "via"?
    -Zach the Mose

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