Showing posts with label Tropical Storm. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tropical Storm. Show all posts

Thursday, September 30, 2010

PANIC UPADTE: CATASTROPHIC

Dunno if yall can see but we are currently in that white 'catastrophic' area.

smh

PANIC

FUCKING PANIC: TROPICAL STORMS EDITION

Some of you might be thinking "tropical storms are bitches, I want a legit ass hurricane, why do I have to PANIC???"  If this is you then you are a dumbface because this TROPICAL STORM is going to destroy us all.  I don't think you realize that according to weather.com YOUR PETS ARE GOING TO BE TOTALLY UNCOMFORTABLE.
There is going to be a lot of rain.  If you are a wicked witch from the West (siiiiiiiiiide) PANIC!  Just look at all this rain
Sheeeeeeeeit how are we going to survive?  

Some recommendations for Survival:
  • Don't drink the water (via that Dave Matthews Band song)
  • PANIC
  • Go to the grind and buy everything, and hoard stuff
  • Don't go to class (jk yall should go to class)
  • Don't wear white shoes to the gym (via Kristina Schiller)
  • ???
  • PANIC
Hope yall survive via not dying.  Hope the river does not flood QA.