FUCKING PANIC: TROPICAL STORMS EDITION

Some of you might be thinking "tropical storms are bitches, I want a legit ass hurricane, why do I have to PANIC???"  If this is you then you are a dumbface because this TROPICAL STORM is going to destroy us all.  I don't think you realize that according to weather.com YOUR PETS ARE GOING TO BE TOTALLY UNCOMFORTABLE.

There is going to be a lot of rain.  If you are a wicked witch from the West (siiiiiiiiiide) PANIC!  Just look at all this rain

Sheeeeeeeeit how are we going to survive?  

Some recommendations for Survival:

• Don't drink the water (via that Dave Matthews Band song)
• PANIC
• Go to the grind and buy everything, and hoard stuff
• Don't go to class (jk yall should go to class)
• Don't wear white shoes to the gym (via Kristina Schiller)
• ???
• PANIC

Hope yall survive via not dying.  Hope the river does not flood QA.

HURRICANE EARL PANIC

HAVE YALL HEARD ABOUT THIS HURRICANE?  HURRICANE PARTY TIME!

Pretty sure Earl is gonna destroy the campus.  PANIC!  Some antifearmongers have been saying that this hurricane will miss us, but I have been discussing this with a lot of the meteorology majors and they seem to believe that we are all going to get Hurricaned.

Last time there was a Hurricane I put on that Scorpions song 'Rock You Like a Hurricane' on repeat and then left my room.  It still still my top played on last.fm because of that.