I have read a couple of blogs on the internet before, and believe me when I say it is the worst, most soul crushing excuse for a fetid parody of a pathetic attempt at a blog I have ever seen. I actually gouged my eyes out with an especially sharp lego brick to try and make it stop.
But the blogger continued to ejaculate his foul content into my empty eye sockets, further sucking the joy from my marrow like a nest of hagfish flensing the decaying blubber off a whale corpse on the seabed.
I turned to talk to someone else who is familiar with St. Mary's and has read the blog to ask if he was as horror struck by this spectacle as I was but he was holding his face in his hands. Literally, I mean he had torn it off in anguish at the futility of life that it had brought him to this hellish pass and was holding it in his lap. I turned away from the fat tear spilling over the scarp of his naked cheek bone to yet another LOL-blog-peruser. He was holding his head in his hands, same deal, more commitment. "Strong arms" I thought, wishing I'd had the foresight to ask him to wrench my own head off before he did his.
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ReplyDeleteI don't believe you. Also good luck maybe!!
ReplyDeleteken benjes you will owe me a dollar and the coke rewards, ya cunt
ReplyDeletewill this dollar be in flex/debit/cash/blocks?
ReplyDeleteOh well I was thinking cash but whatever you prefer
ReplyDeleteif you become an rhc, can you do it on north campus so i wont get kicked off
ReplyDeleteI have read a couple of blogs on the internet before, and believe me when I say it is the worst, most soul crushing excuse for a fetid parody of a pathetic attempt at a blog I have ever seen. I actually gouged my eyes out with an especially sharp lego brick to try and make it stop.
ReplyDeleteBut the blogger continued to ejaculate his foul content into my empty eye sockets, further sucking the joy from my marrow like a nest of hagfish flensing the decaying blubber off a whale corpse on the seabed.
I turned to talk to someone else who is familiar with St. Mary's and has read the blog to ask if he was as horror struck by this spectacle as I was but he was holding his face in his hands. Literally, I mean he had torn it off in anguish at the futility of life that it had brought him to this hellish pass and was holding it in his lap. I turned away from the fat tear spilling over the scarp of his naked cheek bone to yet another LOL-blog-peruser. He was holding his head in his hands, same deal, more commitment. "Strong arms" I thought, wishing I'd had the foresight to ask him to wrench my own head off before he did his.
Summary - I'd not recommend this blog.
If you get the job, can I be your wartime consigliare?
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