Monday, December 8, 2008

The Cult of the Chicken Patty

Today was Chicken Patty Day.

Today was the day I got the last chicken patty.

Today was the day I became a man.

I was in line for chicken patties like everyone else. There was one man ahead of me, and three left. The douche took two. Who takes two when there are only three left! Regardless, I got my chicken patty, and then the cook gave us the news: it was the last chicken patty.

On my plate....was the very last chicken patty.

Granted, there will be more in future days, but for today I got the last chicken patty.

It was a breathtaking experience.

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