Thanksgiving Break is now, I don't intend to update until it's over
Also I got checked for lice, and I dot not have lice. Woooo
A "student" blog about St. Mary's College of Maryland
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
Monday, November 24, 2008
Head Lice: Reloaded
Head Lice continue to plague our fair campus
Two days after the original email, another was sent out. Everyone should vacuum their rooms a lot. Also don't fumigate your rooms. I don't know how you would fumigate your room but don't do it.
From what I have heard, the outbreak started in Queen Anne. So don't try to get with any QA girls because they may have headlice and condoms don't protect against headlice.
Everyone please stay safe and remember that headlice are terrorism and that we don't negotiate with terrorists.
I am getting checked for headlice tomorrow at 9:30AM. I think it is worth waking up early to make sure that I am not infected with terrorism. Also if I do have headlice I will resign from my Senatorial post.
Two days after the original email, another was sent out. Everyone should vacuum their rooms a lot. Also don't fumigate your rooms. I don't know how you would fumigate your room but don't do it.
From what I have heard, the outbreak started in Queen Anne. So don't try to get with any QA girls because they may have headlice and condoms don't protect against headlice.
Everyone please stay safe and remember that headlice are terrorism and that we don't negotiate with terrorists.
I am getting checked for headlice tomorrow at 9:30AM. I think it is worth waking up early to make sure that I am not infected with terrorism. Also if I do have headlice I will resign from my Senatorial post.
Friday, November 21, 2008
Head Lice
Head lice are invading St. Marys!
Earlier this evening the campus community received an email from Joanne Goldwater stating that there has been an outbreak of...head lice.
Ladies and gentlemen, we need to protect ourselves. Next time you think about hooking up with that dashing young St. Mary's student, think to yourself, could he/she have head lice? You see, head lice are often spread through pillows, and people that are hooking up often share pillows. Head lice are essentially STDs, except that a condom won't protect you.
What you should do it have your partner sit in front of you, and then begin examining their head for lice. If they question you, merely tell them that it is an ancient Chinese form of head massage, used by Confucius. They will believe you, and you can protect yourself from lice. If they do in fact have lice, proceed to shave off all of their hair so that the lice have no wear to live.
Folks, head lice are terrorism, and we need to stop terrorism. When I ran for Prince George Senator, I promised to stop terrorism. And head lice are just another example of terrorism that I will personally destroy.
That said, I am going to the health center tomorrow to get checked for lice. Wish me luck.
Thursday, November 20, 2008
Overheard @ St. Marys
Like most colleges, SMCM has its own overheard website.
But it hasn't updated in half a year, which is somewhat depressing. I recently overheard Iben Ricket saying she was going to update the site over Winter Break, which would be exciting. Hopefully this will happen.
An excellent entry:
But it hasn't updated in half a year, which is somewhat depressing. I recently overheard Iben Ricket saying she was going to update the site over Winter Break, which would be exciting. Hopefully this will happen.
An excellent entry:
Near the Crescents, after leave an exam, a person makes a phone call.
"Hey Dad... yeah, I need the for your famous margaritas..."
I really like this one, it's just very cute and I love the relationship between the parent and child. It really makes me smile.
I really like this one, it's just very cute and I love the relationship between the parent and child. It really makes me smile.
Staff
Dear Readers,
I, Senator Benjes, am looking for staff for the only blog about St. Mary's (that isn't horrible)
I'm mostly looking for photographers. I don't own a camera because I lost it at Colleen Vaughan's house over the summer. I recently realized that including photos makes everything much nicer.
But writers are cool too. Or just ideas about what to write about.
If interested please email this application to kbenjes@smcm.edu
Name:
Do you go to SMCM?:
Have we ever met?:
Okay that is all. Good luck.
I, Senator Benjes, am looking for staff for the only blog about St. Mary's (that isn't horrible)
I'm mostly looking for photographers. I don't own a camera because I lost it at Colleen Vaughan's house over the summer. I recently realized that including photos makes everything much nicer.
But writers are cool too. Or just ideas about what to write about.
If interested please email this application to kbenjes@smcm.edu
Name:
Do you go to SMCM?:
Have we ever met?:
Okay that is all. Good luck.
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
Raccoon Alert
Today I was walking out of the Daily Grind and looked to my right and saw...
A FUCKING RACCOON
It was so goddam cute, I love raccoons! it kept getting closer and I kept backing up because raccoons are cute but scary due to rabies. Then after awhile it stood up on its hind legs and waved to me. I was so happy.
In conclusion,
Raccoons :3
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
Condoms
Got a box of like 200 condoms to give out. They are Trojan for her pleasure. I have found that unlike Lifestyles these don't suck. I have already given out most of them, people seem excited about condoms. It's part of the Great American Condom Campaign. They give out one million condoms every year. Exciting!
SGA Meeting 11/18
SGA MEETING YO!
8:05 - Oh snap we are starting early tonight! I am in fact present for tonight's meeting, much like the other meetings.
8:08 - Oooo Mary Walters is here to talk about the English Club. She is so nice! Mary is trying to resurrect the English club, exciting!
8:09 - Student Investment Group Amendment. They are debating it. I don't really follow because I stopped caring about the SIG after I found out it was about investing. Lamesauce.
8:17 - Oh goodness we all started clapping and I am not sure why. I think Jeremy Pevner thanked Nathan for all his hard work, and then Jesse did the same thing. How cute :]
8:18 - Officer reports, goodness the meeting is almost over already!
8:22 - Matt Fafoutis told us all to be thankful. Senator Van Parys and I hugged each other. It was cute. :]
8:52 - Meeting Adjourned
woooo
8:05 - Oh snap we are starting early tonight! I am in fact present for tonight's meeting, much like the other meetings.
8:08 - Oooo Mary Walters is here to talk about the English Club. She is so nice! Mary is trying to resurrect the English club, exciting!
8:09 - Student Investment Group Amendment. They are debating it. I don't really follow because I stopped caring about the SIG after I found out it was about investing. Lamesauce.
8:17 - Oh goodness we all started clapping and I am not sure why. I think Jeremy Pevner thanked Nathan for all his hard work, and then Jesse did the same thing. How cute :]
8:18 - Officer reports, goodness the meeting is almost over already!
8:22 - Matt Fafoutis told us all to be thankful. Senator Van Parys and I hugged each other. It was cute. :]
8:52 - Meeting Adjourned
woooo
Registration Extension
Oh goodness St. Mary's, not enough classes for the First Years :[
So registration has been extended, and more 100 and 200 level classes are being added. If I was a first year and couldn't even register for 12 credits I would probably be going crazy. Personally I wish they just left online registration open for a month or two because it's nice having the option of going back and changing classes around.
I wonder if the issue is too many First Years. The triple of lax bros next door were sad over their lack of being able to get into classes. I was thinking about consoling them, but then I decided to play Mario Kart instead.
Mario Kart :3
I still need to try switching from Frisbee Golf to Lifeguarding, because I got an error last time.
So registration has been extended, and more 100 and 200 level classes are being added. If I was a first year and couldn't even register for 12 credits I would probably be going crazy. Personally I wish they just left online registration open for a month or two because it's nice having the option of going back and changing classes around.
I wonder if the issue is too many First Years. The triple of lax bros next door were sad over their lack of being able to get into classes. I was thinking about consoling them, but then I decided to play Mario Kart instead.
Mario Kart :3
I still need to try switching from Frisbee Golf to Lifeguarding, because I got an error last time.
Monday, November 17, 2008
Integrated Pest Management
Just got an email about an Integrated Pest Management Meeting, Wednesday at 2:45 on the Campus Center Lawn. This sounds really exciting but I can't go due to class.
In the email they mention two animals that they are going to introduce: Purple Marten, and Bat houses.
I emailed Kevin Mercer about Purple Martens, because I had no idea what they were. According to him they are "a type of bird that eats lot of (pest) bugs that could cause damage to our landscape on campus". He didn't even tell me what they look like! So I decided to google image the bird. Apparently they are purple in the sense that a Raven is purple, that you have to look at like ten of them to see one that is actually purple.
It's kinda cute I guess.
Okay but more importantly, BAT HOUSES. Why do they think this is a good idea? It's common knowledge that Bats are vampires and will turn people into vampires. And Wesley Snipes is out in California, so I don't know how Blade is going to save us from vampires. We already had several zombies infestations on this campus, and I believe that an outbreak of vampirism would decimate the campus.
And it's going to be multiple bat houses, which means multiple rival vampire clans, who will fight each other on campus. This is bad because it will be like having gang fights and terf wars, except that the gangs will be vampires and it will be at night when we are sleeping.
In conclusion, I intend to protest this whole bat house thing. And with the protest rules being revoked, I can do it without filling out paperwork woo!
In the email they mention two animals that they are going to introduce: Purple Marten, and Bat houses.
I emailed Kevin Mercer about Purple Martens, because I had no idea what they were. According to him they are "a type of bird that eats lot of (pest) bugs that could cause damage to our landscape on campus". He didn't even tell me what they look like! So I decided to google image the bird. Apparently they are purple in the sense that a Raven is purple, that you have to look at like ten of them to see one that is actually purple.
It's kinda cute I guess.
Okay but more importantly, BAT HOUSES. Why do they think this is a good idea? It's common knowledge that Bats are vampires and will turn people into vampires. And Wesley Snipes is out in California, so I don't know how Blade is going to save us from vampires. We already had several zombies infestations on this campus, and I believe that an outbreak of vampirism would decimate the campus.
And it's going to be multiple bat houses, which means multiple rival vampire clans, who will fight each other on campus. This is bad because it will be like having gang fights and terf wars, except that the gangs will be vampires and it will be at night when we are sleeping.
In conclusion, I intend to protest this whole bat house thing. And with the protest rules being revoked, I can do it without filling out paperwork woo!
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