SGA 4/1

8:24 -- Sports guy talked. Taylor Schaefer asked him about an app that people anonymously say mean things on.

8:26 -- New Interim Public Safety Director is here.

8:29 -- Public Safety guy is talking about the search for the new director.. tbh this seems like waste of energy considering we get one every year.

8:37 -- Andrew Wilhelm wrote a student bill of rights? Andrew Wilhelm is telling a story about a guy who thought that if your RA catches you drinking and you get the RA to drink the drink, it doesn’t count.

8:39 -- This Bill of Rights cherry picks rights… from to the Point, the ResLife contract  and other places.

8:40 -- Andrew Wilhelm said J-Board… uh, obviously it’s C-Board now.

8:41 -- Evan is disregarding parliamentary procedure ‘uh, whatever, that’s fine’.

8:43 -- Shelby Perkins was written up twice her freshman year.

8:43 -- The Bill of Rights will be given out during orientation.

8:44 -- Passed.

8:45 -- JJ Walker got stabbed next to the crab fondue (via senior assassins)

8:45 -- JJ Walker is talking about a heat pump proposal for GSMRF

8:46 -- GSMRF - “it’s a learning experience”

8:47 -- JJ Walker is explaining what a heat pump is

8:48 -- the heat pumps on the greens are 8 levels behind since they haven’t been replaced since the ‘90s. Remember the 90’s.

8:49 -- This is going to cost $246,820. It’ll pay itself back in 11 years.

8:57 -- Approved.

8:57 -- We’re finally getting to the important issues -- soft serve ice cream resolution.

8:58 -- Egg custard is less caloric than hard ice cream, but not necessarily healthier.

8:59 -- Soft serve ice cream machines cost 20,000.

9:00 -- Resolution passes.

9:04 -- Anuli forgot about the fashion report.

9:05 -- Fashion Report: disguises (via senior assassins)

9:05 -- Victoria Cain has a cold.

9:06 -- Take the climate survey.

9:08 -- Applications for SGA positions are available.

9:11 -- 50 Days went well because “we didn’t kill anything”

9:15 -- SEAC is doing divestment from fossil fuels. Login to your SMCM google account and sign the petition here.

9:17 -- Evan says this was an awesome meeting. We spent $246,000.