Are you drunk Heron? Is that why you are standing on one leg? In the middle of WC? You need to sober up and get your life together, Get back in the fish-eating game. Goodness.
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Monday, November 21, 2011
Get Your Life Together Heron
Are you kidding me Heron? What are you doing here. Does it look like there are fish here? You are standing on grass, do you honestly think there are fish in those bricks? COME ON.
Are you drunk Heron? Is that why you are standing on one leg? In the middle of WC? You need to sober up and get your life together, Get back in the fish-eating game. Goodness.
Are you drunk Heron? Is that why you are standing on one leg? In the middle of WC? You need to sober up and get your life together, Get back in the fish-eating game. Goodness.
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I think this is the same heron that calmly crossed the road in front of me a couple days ago.
ReplyDeletei literally almost collided with this motherfucker while i was walking back to the greens the other day. drunk heron, not carin'.
ReplyDeleteHis name is George.
ReplyDeletewaiting for nightfall, attracted by the sweet allure of pots & pans
ReplyDeletedrunk heron dont give a shit
ReplyDeleteI tried to help the drunk heron call a cab but he got belligerent and spit in my face so I kicked him in the shin, vis-a-vis the way he's been standing on one foot
ReplyDeleteWhat are you doing at college heron you can't even read
ReplyDeleteOh wow ahahah, that does sound somewhat familiar!
ReplyDeleteI heard he was at the door with a certain osprey ^^ cough ^^ At least Tom can hold his booze
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