Monday, November 21, 2011

Get Your Life Together Heron

Are you kidding me Heron?  What are you doing here.  Does it look like there are fish here?  You are standing on grass, do you honestly think there are fish in those bricks?  COME ON.


Are you drunk Heron?  Is that why you are standing on one leg?  In the middle of WC?  You need to sober up and get your life together,  Get back in the fish-eating game.  Goodness.

9 comments:

  1. I think this is the same heron that calmly crossed the road in front of me a couple days ago.

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  2. i literally almost collided with this motherfucker while i was walking back to the greens the other day. drunk heron, not carin'.

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  3. Kyle Freaking McGrathNovember 21, 2011 at 6:03 PM

    His name is George.

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  4. waiting for nightfall, attracted by the sweet allure of pots & pans

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  5. drunk heron dont give a shit

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  6. I tried to help the drunk heron call a cab but he got belligerent and spit in my face so I kicked him in the shin, vis-a-vis the way he's been standing on one foot

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  7. What are you doing at college heron you can't even read

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  8. Oh wow ahahah, that does sound somewhat familiar!

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  9. I heard he was at the door with a certain osprey ^^ cough ^^ At least Tom can hold his booze

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