Tuesday, August 23, 2011

PANIC: Earthquake

PANIC:  According to bros down at the college (via I haven't moved in yet) there has been an Earthquake IN ST. MARY'S.  What do yall think caused this MASSIVE 5.8 richter scale earthquake?
  • Jurgo
  • Geothermal Heat pumps
  • Tectonic plates
  • Teutonic plates
  • Teutonic Knights (wolololo)
Do yall think anything broke on the campus?  Maybe some books in the bookstore fell or something.

BREAKING PHOTO EVIDENCE OF THINGS FALLING DOWN:


As you can see this statue of freedom via conscience fell over!  Please disregard the snow and ice, it was some sort of weird blur (via lies).

I'M OUTTIE YALL (via tommy seahawk in the 90s movie Clueless)
Posted by Tom Seahawk at 4:13 PM
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6 comments:

  1. AnonymousAugust 23, 2011 at 4:17 PM

    wololo

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  2. Tom SeahawkAugust 23, 2011 at 4:18 PM

    Fancy a game of AOEII???

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  3. AnonymousAugust 23, 2011 at 4:31 PM

    the reptilians have landed, we are doomed

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  4. SamAugust 23, 2011 at 5:48 PM

    pic is fake, look at the pixels

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  5. AnonymousAugust 23, 2011 at 8:24 PM

    this tommy seahawk thing is dumb.

    plus it's not like he wouldn't know about the earthquake because he's not at st. mary's.. it hit the entire east coast.

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  6. AnonymousAugust 24, 2011 at 11:18 AM

    1- tommy seahawk is obvi not on the east coast
    2- obvi a frosh, it's called the naked statue

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