PANIC: Earthquake

PANIC:  According to bros down at the college (via I haven't moved in yet) there has been an Earthquake IN ST. MARY'S.  What do yall think caused this MASSIVE 5.8 richter scale earthquake?

• Jurgo
• Geothermal Heat pumps
• Tectonic plates
• Teutonic plates
• Teutonic Knights (wolololo)

Do yall think anything broke on the campus?  Maybe some books in the bookstore fell or something.

BREAKING PHOTO EVIDENCE OF THINGS FALLING DOWN:

As you can see this statue of freedom via conscience fell over!  Please disregard the snow and ice, it was some sort of weird blur (via lies).

I'M OUTTIE YALL (via tommy seahawk in the 90s movie Clueless)