Urgo's Time at Hamilton

Several of you, dear readers, have informed me about several articles regarding Urgo's last months at Hamilton College in 2010 before he became the president of SMCM.

I spent a sold hour trying to read and understand the whole situation and by the time I got a solid grasp of the whole situation he had already been ousted so it was a moot point.

Also I meant to post this ~months~ ago sorry bbs

Huh look who started following me on the Twitter

huh not sure how I am feelin' about this

SMCM Professor Arrested for Paying for Sex with Oxycodone

Over the weekend the St. Mary's County Police continued with "Operation Risky Business: Sex for money/drugs" by targeting individuals looking for sex online.My guess would be that they looked through Craigslist 'Casual Encounters' and began contacting individuals through there, possibly through some sort of entrapment situation. One of those arrested was St. Mary's Psychology professor Roger Dean Stanton.

Stanton paid the undercover officer for specific sexual acts (idk what but I hope it was something weird) with ten 5mg pills of Oxycodone (idk probably worth about $50?). He also had some weed (duhhhh).

Really unfortunate situation. Really dumb decision on his part, especially considering his wife works at the college too.

Did yall have Professor Stanton? What was he like? Leave some comments yall~

11:30AM UPDATE: According to "sources" (Todd Eberly) Stanton got tenure back in May. 

Speculation over how these individuals were targeted. What section of Craigslist 'Casual encounters' were they going through? 

Admissions has changed their name

Admissions has changed their name on Facebook from "The Office of Admission" to "The Office of Admissions" 

Can u spot the difference (via puzzles in HIGHLIGHTS MAGAZINE at the dentist office)

Here's a hint:

S

That's right, they added an "s" to their name.

huh big changes over there, guess this is a part of their plan to recruit 100+ students

Gov Cup

Muldoon spotted!

Keep St. Mary's Weird is Dumb

I've talked about this 'phenomenon' before via previous blog posts (click over there) but idk it's still popping up I guess??? [huh editor's note, there was more posted here before but it got all corrupted via computers #conspiracy]

Issues:

• "Keep Calm And..." wow cool great Internet meme to use hahah wow whats up (wazzup) 2010. Next thing you know they'll be making a Harlem Shake video (haha nevermind somebody already did)!
• Mustache. I don't 'get' mustache culture like why is that mustache up there why is a mustache weird why is there a mustache on this 'poster'. I literally have a mustache and I don't get this.
• Weird. IDK I GUESS IVE HARPED ON THIS BEFORE but I really don't get it. 

Like I guess the 'idea' of 'STAY WEIRD' is to be creative and interesting, but taking a decade old slogan and reusing it for your own purposes is the complete fucking opposite. It's not weird to use an Austin slogan from the 90s that was meant to support local business, it's just tacky.

Hey but I dunno am I totally off base and just a 'crumudgeon' (via being annoyed by some aspects of internet culture) feel free 2 sound off (haha wow 'sound off' what is this, 1983???) in the comments~

Sush~

luv u buddy

To the alum I met yesterday

Yesterday I was at work lifeguarding and noticed someone wearing a SMCM sailing shirt. She was a recent grad. I think she believes this is my full time job and that I am only lifeguarding with my SMCM education BUT LET ME TELL U I ALSO HAVE A REAL JOB please don't judge me thanks.

Career Center Sure is Great!

Was 'chillin' on the facebook today (via it's my day off #chill) and saw a great post from the Career Development Center

hahah wow cool

some scathing social commentary about the current generation

I can imagine how the conversation went

director: "yes let us make fun of the population we are here to serve"
web lackey: "yes good idea, and as a department that strives to be professional, let us post some of those "memes" all the 'millennials' are talking about"
director: "ah yes, proceed"

also making fun of Jersey Shore isn't even a thing anymore

On the real, what are you thinking? Maybe this is part of the reason that a lot of students complain about the CDC and its inability to help students and alumni. They are too busy posting out of date memes about fucking Jersey Shore Guido hair fashion.

Wow it's been a month!!!

phew, really needed that 1 month break to recuperate after all those changes to the school

wow so looks like there have been lots of new changes??? guess everybody already knows that we got a new president...

CHIP JACKSON

yes granted he only gets 2 be president for a 'month' but man I am so proud of him. look at u chip, guess ur just a 'chip off the old block' hahaha

wow but let us all remember that July 2013 will forever be the month of the Jackson presidency. wonder if he is related to Andrew Jackson and will attempt to kill many American Indians and destroy the central bank of the United States [lol can u guess my major???]?

wonder if he will get his portrait in the library
wonder if urgo will
wonder if chip will somehow fuck this up (he won't, don't u worry)

wow on the real tho, seems like the next interim prez will be a cute old white dude for the next year, idk you have probably all seen the email (especially since they actually send them to alumnis 2 now) so im not really gonna waste time talking about him, gotta move on, gotta go fast, via sonic the hedgehog

did you know hedgehogs are mad slow ??? kinda makes u think...

but hey yah we r 'back'

guess whos back
back again
guess whos back
guess whos back
guess whos back

(it's Britney bitch)