Thursday, March 24, 2011
Monday, March 21, 2011
PANIC SEVERE WEATHER
PANIC, THERE IS SEVERE WEATHER GOING ON, DO NOT LEAVE YOUR HOUSE UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, YOU WILL EXPERIENCE SEVER DRY LIGHTNING.
Sunday, March 20, 2011
Jurgo Street Sign
President Urgo got a new sign for his house. He posted it on facebook so that potential stalkers will now have a much easier time stalking him, which I think is really considerate to those potential stalkers. More people should try to make life easier for stalkers, because there is already a lot of (justifiable) social stigma attached to stalking.
Looking at the sign itself, it would appear to be a mid 18th century New England design (via that is my initial guess). It looks like a very pretty sign, and there appears to be something attached on the right side of it. Is it a mailbox? Some sort of box that has pamphlets that give stalkers even more information? It's hard to say, and I won't know until it's nicer out and I ride my bicycle by. Not because I'm stalking, but because his house is on a really nice bike route. First I ride up to Cook's and buy a slice of pizza or possible some beverage, and then ride back on the scenic route which happens to contain his current residence.
Assuming there isn't a mailbox attached, I wonder if the mailbox also has his house number. That would be kinda redundant, but it would also be a pain to remove the number from the mailbox. CONUNDRUMS ABOUND
What do yall think about this sign???
Looking at the sign itself, it would appear to be a mid 18th century New England design (via that is my initial guess). It looks like a very pretty sign, and there appears to be something attached on the right side of it. Is it a mailbox? Some sort of box that has pamphlets that give stalkers even more information? It's hard to say, and I won't know until it's nicer out and I ride my bicycle by. Not because I'm stalking, but because his house is on a really nice bike route. First I ride up to Cook's and buy a slice of pizza or possible some beverage, and then ride back on the scenic route which happens to contain his current residence.
Assuming there isn't a mailbox attached, I wonder if the mailbox also has his house number. That would be kinda redundant, but it would also be a pain to remove the number from the mailbox. CONUNDRUMS ABOUND
What do yall think about this sign???
Thursday, March 10, 2011
Housing
Young kids talking about where they are living on the Greens next year....making me sad...(Nintendo)64 days until graduation...who will live in the glorious Harrington 3 next year?
miss u already college
miss u already college
Wednesday, March 9, 2011
Women's Only Hours in the MPOARC
A week or so ago a survey was sent out regarding the idea of having "Women's Only Fitness Center Hours". What do yall think about this? The fitness center is...the place with the bikes and treadmills right, not the weightroom. I think it's kind of a weird idea to be honest. But then again I'm also a guy and when I go to the Fitness Room I really only see women there anyway for the most part.
Googlin' the topic, it seems like a lot of nice gyms have women-only fitness rooms, but I think that our facility is probably too small for such a thing. I also sortof think it divides the campus maybe? And who makes the call regarding who is a woman, where to trans people fall, or people who identify as female regardless of their body?
What do yall think?
Googlin' the topic, it seems like a lot of nice gyms have women-only fitness rooms, but I think that our facility is probably too small for such a thing. I also sortof think it divides the campus maybe? And who makes the call regarding who is a woman, where to trans people fall, or people who identify as female regardless of their body?
What do yall think?
Saturday, March 5, 2011
Watch the NCAA Basketball Game Online!
My roommate figured this out last night, that there is a streaming LIVE broadcast of the basketball games that you can watch online, with commentary! Check it out here. This is great!
PRO: Does not cost 6$
PRO: Do not have to leave the stadium at half time in order to continue drinking
PRO: Can chant offensive/mean things without feeling guilty (via the other team isn't there so you aren't hurting their feelings)
CON: Not as much fun
CON: The video is a bit blurryish
PRO: Does not cost 6$
PRO: Do not have to leave the stadium at half time in order to continue drinking
PRO: Can chant offensive/mean things without feeling guilty (via the other team isn't there so you aren't hurting their feelings)
CON: Not as much fun
CON: The video is a bit blurryish
Friday, March 4, 2011
SMCM LOL vs. Point News
The possibly racist news organization known as The Point News was recently trying to show off its e-penis via this callout status, but were quickly educated on the subject of basic math.
Quick comparison of the two organizations:
SMCM LOL
Quick comparison of the two organizations:
SMCM LOL
- PRO: Not racist
- PRO: Does not take 3 hours to load
- PRO: Makes Tom Seahawk money
- PRO: Updates more than twice a week
- CON: Ads on the site
- CON: Run by a LEGOmaniac
The Point News
- PRO: Is 'accurate' (their word not mine)
- PRO: Has a paper version which is good for making paper boats
- PRO: Has an article that I published
- CON: Could be racist (I'm just asking questions)
- CON: Run by an Megalomaniac
- CON: Funded by the SGA
In conclusion, INCEPTION
Thursday, March 3, 2011
Senior Assassin
Senior Assassin is upon us! http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=204707256208061 Woah get excited. Josh Willet and Brian Tennyson (of shorts wearing fame) have taken it upon themselves to organize this glorious event!
A pretty fun tradition that started with the class of 2009! Go around stabbing people etc. I hope to survive the first day and kill someone. Considering abstaining from alcohol so as to last long enough.
Entry is 2$. Here are the current rules (may be changed a bit):
Assignments will distributed on Tuesday, March 29.
The game will begin at 12:00 AM on Wednesday, March 30.
Rules
-Kill doesn’t count if another person who is playing is present. Period.
-Assassins don’t share who their target is, so you shouldn’t either.
-If target hits the assassin before the kill is completed, the target is safe for 30 minutes from that assassin; the initial assassin can’t kill the target for 30 minutes. After the 30 minutes, the target is no longer safe.
-The kill must be completed with a “game knife” that will be distributed with the initial assignments
-Kill has to be completed in the arm or torso region. Head shots and below the waist are not clean kills.
-You have to report killings on the facebook event page (or email Josh or Brian so we can post there)
-People who are killed don’t count as witnesses. If you are still actively participating, you are considered a witness.
-In labs, if a professor is present, that is considered a safe zone. If a professor is not present, that is considered fair game!
-Keep your assignment on you at all times.
Safe Zones
To keep the game from stagnating, safe zones will change depending on how many people are still alive. The participants will be informed by email and facebook when the zones change, so check regularly.
Safe Zones – Round 1 (Initial Rules)
-Academic Buildings, PERIOD!!!
-Work places; while someone is at work
-Someone's house/apartment/suite/room (Parties are fair game).
-Great Room (as soon as you walk in the double doors)
-The ARC
-Sports practices
-Sports Events (includes spectators)
Fair Game
-Everywhere else on campus
-Off campus (e.g. at the door)
Safe Zones – Round 2 (starts when half the people are killed)
-In Class
-Work places; while someone is at work
-Participants in Sports Practices and Games
-Great Room
-You can kill someone in his or her house, but not in their room
Fair Game
-Everywhere else on campus
-Off campus (e.g. at the door) is fair game
-Spectators at sports events
-The ARC (if the individual isn’t working)
-In academic buildings outside of class
Safe Zones – Round 3 (when a quarter of the people are left)
-In Class
-Jobs
-Participants in Sports Practice and Games
Fair Game
-Everywhere else on campus
-Off campus (e.g. at the door) is fair game
-Spectators at sports events
-The ARC (if the individual isn’t working)
-In academic buildings outside of class
-Great Room
-You can kill someone in their room if and only if you are invited into their room.
A pretty fun tradition that started with the class of 2009! Go around stabbing people etc. I hope to survive the first day and kill someone. Considering abstaining from alcohol so as to last long enough.
Entry is 2$. Here are the current rules (may be changed a bit):
Assignments will distributed on Tuesday, March 29.
The game will begin at 12:00 AM on Wednesday, March 30.
Rules
-Kill doesn’t count if another person who is playing is present. Period.
-Assassins don’t share who their target is, so you shouldn’t either.
-If target hits the assassin before the kill is completed, the target is safe for 30 minutes from that assassin; the initial assassin can’t kill the target for 30 minutes. After the 30 minutes, the target is no longer safe.
-The kill must be completed with a “game knife” that will be distributed with the initial assignments
-Kill has to be completed in the arm or torso region. Head shots and below the waist are not clean kills.
-You have to report killings on the facebook event page (or email Josh
-People who are killed don’t count as witnesses. If you are still actively participating, you are considered a witness.
-In labs, if a professor is present, that is considered a safe zone. If a professor is not present, that is considered fair game!
-Keep your assignment on you at all times.
Safe Zones
To keep the game from stagnating, safe zones will change depending on how many people are still alive. The participants will be informed by email and facebook when the zones change, so check regularly.
Safe Zones – Round 1 (Initial Rules)
-Academic Buildings, PERIOD!!!
-Work places; while someone is at work
-Someone's house/apartment/suite/room
-Great Room (as soon as you walk in the double doors)
-The ARC
-Sports practices
-Sports Events (includes spectators)
Fair Game
-Everywhere else on campus
-Off campus (e.g. at the door)
Safe Zones – Round 2 (starts when half the people are killed)
-In Class
-Work places; while someone is at work
-Participants in Sports Practices and Games
-Great Room
-You can kill someone in his or her house, but not in their room
Fair Game
-Everywhere else on campus
-Off campus (e.g. at the door) is fair game
-Spectators at sports events
-The ARC (if the individual isn’t working)
-In academic buildings outside of class
Safe Zones – Round 3 (when a quarter of the people are left)
-In Class
-Jobs
-Participants in Sports Practice and Games
Fair Game
-Everywhere else on campus
-Off campus (e.g. at the door) is fair game
-Spectators at sports events
-The ARC (if the individual isn’t working)
-In academic buildings outside of class
-Great Room
-You can kill someone in their room if and only if you are invited into their room.
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