More Hands in Pockets!

Some of yall may remember one of my more memorable posts Circa 2k10 about dudes who put their hands in girls' dresses while dancing with them.  It was probably one of the most popular posts of April 2k10.  ANYWAYS as an addendum to 'hands in dress pockets' we now have 'hands in butt pockets'.

These two bros, I believe, have been dating/boning for over a year now (basically engaged in college-years, which are like dog-years) so it is a pretty acceptable behavior, he wasn't putting his hand into some rando butt pocket (which would be weird and lacking consent).

There are a lot of pros but the 'hands in butt pockets' technique:

• Get to touch a 'butt'
• Convenient place to put your hands
• Secretly shows affection for yer partner while in a public setting
• Sends a message of 'look bros, this is my partner, yall can tell via my hand is touchin her butt'
• Get to touch a "butt"

How do yall feel about the whole 'hands in butt pocket' technique???
Is this just an attempt to relive the glory years of 2010 Bloggin via referencing the past???

Hands in Pockets

I like how his hands are in her pockets. I think this is a good strategy because a hand in the pocket is not only comfortable (pockets are made for hands to be put in) but you also avoid any awkward hand placement (breasts, vaginer, butt, etc.) if they aren't into that/think you are scary.

Issue: most dresses don't have pockets.

Solution: Bring some pockets with you while out dancing. During a song change, quickly sew the new pocket onto your partners dress. Note: you may not get your pocket back, so keep a good supply of pockets.

Issue: hands in other people's pockets may not be socially acceptable even though it's 2010.

Solution: Tell them you are a psych/soci/compsci major and that this is an experiment.

POCKETS!

UPDATE: Comment from Danny RuthenbergMarshall via facebook - "Danny Ruthenberg-Marshall

Tom Seahawk, i dont know why, but when i tried to comment on the blog, it wouldnt let me, so i just want to let you know that i am considering going to buy a large supply of pockets, sewing threads and needles."