Wednesday, May 23, 2012

PANIC: Historic St. Mary's Under Attack!

It appears that last night someone drove their vehicle into the wall outside the recreated Statehouse.  Photos below were graciously provided (AKA stolen from their facebooks) by two SMCM staff members, Tricia and Sushinsky. 


Who could have done this?  I have a few possible theories:
  • The Hulk (via the Avengers)
  • The British, seeking revenge
  • A drunk driver
  • A drunk British driver (this is the most likely answer IMO)
  • Dr. Urgo on his Vespa (another likely possibility)
According to facebook comments the driver left a license plate.   At the scene of the crime.  The only way they could have been dumber is if they had left their actual license.


I don't even remember what specials the Door has on Tuesdays...so I'm not sure if people actually go there on Tuesdays, via drunk driving.

Another troubling issue is that this road isn't a real road.  It's a small offshoot of Route 5 that no one really has any reason to drive on, for the most part.  Why were they drunk driving on this road?  Did they start on this road (via someone drinking in the park/waterfront) and then try to go home?

Overall a very bizarre attack on History St. Mary's City.  Not sure why the British are still upset about this.
Posted by Tom Seahawk at 2:13 PM
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13 comments:

  1. Trey WMay 23, 2012 at 2:28 PM

    Dr Urgo is...Drunk British Hulk... That's my theory, anyways.

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  2. AnonymousMay 23, 2012 at 2:32 PM

    Definitely the Hulk right before he changed back into being David Banner. That's the only explanation for why the Statehouse is still standing.

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    1. Tom SeahawkMay 23, 2012 at 2:40 PM

      Um excuse me sir, his name is Bruce Banner

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    2. AnonymousMay 23, 2012 at 2:48 PM

      I think OP is postulating the existence of a "Black Hulk", who happens to be Southern rap legend/producer David Banner

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    3. Tom SeahawkMay 23, 2012 at 3:52 PM

      Oh my god I love you

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    4. AmandaMay 23, 2012 at 10:51 PM

      Bless this post.

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    5. AnonymousMay 24, 2012 at 11:36 AM

      In the TV show with Bill Bixby, he went by David Banner instead of Bruce.

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    6. Tom SeahawkMay 24, 2012 at 11:05 PM

      <3 u Amanda, keep bringing livejournal/tumblr memes here

      Not sure if the anonymous who knows about the TV show is old or just into the Hulk...

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    7. AnonymousMay 27, 2012 at 2:08 AM

      Or has access to Wikipedia, even

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  3. AnonymousMay 23, 2012 at 3:48 PM

    Also could be the nutrias via invasive species and all

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    1. Tom SeahawkMay 23, 2012 at 3:53 PM

      Wait this is a really good theory, also nice use of 'via'

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  4. AnonymousMay 23, 2012 at 5:28 PM

    All and all we're just another brick in the state house wall.

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