Thursday, April 25, 2013

Student Steals a Case of Monster (a drink i guess???) from the Delivery Man

According to a 'tweet' from @harmanj22 a student stole an entire case of Monster, causing the delivery man to leave a note.

Editor Note: Apparently 'Monster' is an energy drink. It appears to be a non-alcoholic version of 4Loko. Not sure what the point of it is.


PRETTY SHITTY MOVE ON YOUR PART, ANONYMOUS STUDENT.

I like that he signed his name CokeMan.

Also, if you are somehow able to afford St. Mary's but not caffeine, buy some caffeine pills. $5.99 for the equivalent of a hundred energy drinks. http://www.amazon.com/Natrol-Caffeine-200mg-Tablets-100-Count/dp/B000OPV118/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1366907282&sr=8-2&keywords=caffeine

There is no excuse for this.

11 comments:

  1. Seriously, what's wrong with people on this campus? There have been a rash of thefts lately - private property, College property, stuff like this. KNOCK IT OFF. It's really fucking stupid.

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  2. Maybe we could do a little moolah drive for Mr. Cokeman? You know, to show him we're not all assholes?

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  3. Yeah, we should give back to him!

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  4. it was Joe Ireland

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  5. Having worked at the Grind as a student there and really getting to know the delivery guys, this disgusts me. How dare someone steal products from them. They are genuinely great people who do not deserve this whatsoever. If I was still there I would so donate to help him out!! I really hope you all can get a little donation together. That would be wonderful!!

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  6. this person deserves to be punished the way the colonists would have punished a food thief in 1634

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  7. The Caroline Res Life staff is taking donations tonight in the office in hopes to raise $48 to give back to the Cokeman. Please stop by!

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    1. Will you be collecting donations tomorrow night as well? let me know and i'll stop by!

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    2. That we are, currently have around $25, plus another student has collected some money as well. Every dollar counts, we'll be in the office starting at 9:00 Tomorrow night. Thanks much!

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  8. ^^ That's the SMCM I know and love. Good job Caroline Res Life staff.

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