I am in my class, Exceptionality, and the teacher brought her 1-2 month old and it is getting passed around and omg baby I am excited to hold it.
UPDATE: I smell like baby now. Also apparently I have no idea how to hold a baby and everyone found this hilarious/horrifying.
d'aww
ReplyDeletehow do you hold babies?
Apparently you have to support their neck and head. All I'm saying is, natural selection, if you can't support your own head, maybe you just aren't fit to survive.
ReplyDeleteNatural selection: parents who had brains enough to support necks and heads were able to continue their line.
ReplyDeleteJust sayin'
Natural Selection: parents who had brains enough to not hand their baby to someone who doesn't know what to do with a baby were able to continue their line
ReplyDeleteWas this a baby that was 14 months old or around 1 or 2 months old? Or a 1 year old?
ReplyDeleteWRITTEN AMBIGUITY IS UNACCEPTABLE.
The concept of something months old is so confusing to me that I wrote 1-2 month year old.
ReplyDeleteIt was born in september so 1 to 2 months old
Natural Selection: oh god now two lines are extinct.
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