Some things never change

FREE PIZZA ALERT 4/18/2013

THERE WILL BE FREE PIZZA (St. James Pizza, which is some of the best pizza ever, especially the Buffalo Chicken [buff chix] kind) in Goodpastor 185. There is some sort of a presentation about grad school??? idk but there is free pizza

$.88 Crunchwrap Supremes at Taco Bell

(nearly) FREE PIZZA ALERT.  This week only Taco Bell has the glorious Crunchwrap supreme for only $.88.  With tax, it's like $1.76.  Note that there is a limit of 2 per person.  Note that a single CWS contains like 560 calories, so you probably will be full after two of them.

My entire house went last night once I found out about this and we all bought 2 and then went into a food comatose for several hours, emerging just in time for the morning news.

FREE PIZZA ALERT 2/15

Do yall love pizza?  Come to DPC TODAY from 3 until 9 for pizza and to learn about closing procedures and take a boring survey.  It's hosted by ResLife!

Also, last night I came home from the Door and went into the library with my box of pizza (via I had to watch a movie for class) and I felt lots of eyes staring at me.  I'm not sure if they were staring at me with judgement (via Door pizza box) or because they wanted my pizza, but the whole process was a good decision.  Atomic Cafe was a pretty interesting movie, I would recommend watching it!

Join the SGA!

The SGA is looking for new Senators.  We have open position in Waring Commons, Caroline, Townhouses, and for Commuters!  You probably got an email about this, and in that email is the candidate application.  You just need 50 signatures!  Or you can run a write-in campaign.

SGA is pretty cool.  Two hours a week on Tuesday nights wherein we discuss stuff and make secret plans to take over the school.  And you learn a lot about the school which is usually pretty interesting.  We also have super secret and super exclusive SGA parties that no one knows about (I don't even know about them).  Also you get to hear me talk a lot (via being Vice President)!

Anyways think about it.  There is also a sweet Dinner in the spring with delicious food.  mnnn

FREE PIZZA ALERT SO MANY

PANIC SO MUCH FREE PIZZA OH MY GOD

• Do yall want to spend the next decade of your life super stressed out and go to med school?  Head to the Glendening Annex at noon on Friday!
• MATH CLUB, the coolest most popular club on campus, is hosting a movie night wherein they will watch THE OXFORD MURDERS.  Dunno what that is, but I am anti-murder because murder is a form of terrorism.  It's at 8 in the library 321!

FREE PIZZA ALERT 10/20

Okay it's not pizza but rather metal water bottles.  Tomorrow there will be a screening of the film TAPPED (which is about water bottles and tap water and tapping out during wrestling matches) wherein the first 100 dudes will be given..................A METAL WATER BOTTLE.

The movie is at 8PM on Wednesday 10/20 in Cole Cinema.

h8u plastic water bottles.  I squeeze and you collapse on yourself...what a weakling...feel like I need a manly (via gendernorms) metal water bottle that won't collapse under the 'pressure'

FREE PIZZA ALERT 10/7

Do yall like pizza...and GARBAGE???  Habitat for Humanity is hosting a screening of GARBAGE WARRIOR a movie about some hippie who make houses out of...garbage!

LQ REC ROOM 8PM

As you can see, it is PERTINENT (via the quote at the top of the poster)!!!

Woah check out this hippie

Take a shower!!??

Wish I could take a shower (via my bathroom is currently missing all of it's tiles/floor due to mold/mushrooms...le sigh)

Event is hosted by...habitat for humanity!  They love people!!!

FREE PIZZA ALERT 10/5

INTERNSHIPS.  PIZZA.  PRESENTATIONS.  Only one of these three things are great (pizza duh) but you can get all three tomorrow in the Glendening Annex at NOON.  CDC talking about internships.

Friend Mark Snyder currently has an internship, he seems to enjoy it (via sitting in an office all day).  I have on of those on-campus internships and it is pretty cool (via also sitting in an office but not all day).

Have a class at noon...might leave for a few minutes to get a pizza...should I walk back into class w/pizza, inspiring jealousy and fear (maybe?) in the hearts of my classmates?

FREE PIZZA ALERT 9/15

Do you like Pizza?  Do you like the idea of going to school for the rest of your life?  Head to the Grad School event at Glendenning Annex tomorrow at noon for pizza and knowledge about graduate school!

FREE PIZZA ALERT 8/28

Do yall like 'pizza'?  Just ate some myself.  An anonymous (Julia) first year just texted me saying that there is gonna be a 'Campus Center Night' on Saturday with...free pizza.  The event is from 9:30 until midnight.  Dunno if we are allowed there, being old and such, but hopefully we can also get some pizza.  Probably not.

Sprit Week: Beach Day

First day of spirit week, dress up like you are going to the beach. I meant to do this, but I have to wear real clothes for work and it's a pain to change. But I think I'll put on a bathing suit for the Waterfront Cookout that's going on today, from 3-5:30. Free food!

FREE PIZZA ALERT 2/14

Looking for a place to take your hot date tomorrow, and score free food? Look no further than the STUDENT TRUSTEE CANDIDATE FORUM. They will have pizza and be discussing the candidates for the new student trustee. You can ask them questions and voice your opinions, and get free pizza. Maybe even....fall in love? (not likely)

FREE PIZZA ALERT 1/28

International Club will have pizza tomorrow night at 8:15 in the LQ rec room. Exciting!

FREE PIZZA ALERT Chemistry/Radio Edition

Wednesday January 27th so much goddam pizza

WC 24 - Chemistry Club. Pretend that you think hydrogen bonds are interesting and you may just get...a slice of pizza. 8PM

Campus Center Club Room - Hawk Radio. I'll actually be at this one trying to convince people that radio is still relevant and fun. With pizza! 9:15.

FREE TEA ALERT 1/21

Are you looking to get some TEA FOR DRINKING?! At 5:30 head to the Glendenning Atrium to learn about the SEA (student education assoc.) and all about the education minor, and drink tea!

College Republicans Meeting

I went to their meeting for free pizza but they didn't have any so I quickly walked away.

College Republicans are liars :[

I want pizza

Free Pizza Alert 9/16/09

Hillel will be having their first meeting this Wednesday at 9PM in the LQ rec room, and they will have pizza! They probably won't have Hawaiin pizza though, since it has pork, and this disappoints me.

Also I really like this section "Never met a Jewish person and want to know what they do for fun?" because before college I had never met a Jew, and even now I still haven't met that many.

P.S. Hillel is like the Jewish club.

Free Pizza Alert 9/17/09

This thursday at 8:30 in Schaefer (somewhere) the Computer Science/Linux Users Group will be having their first meeting, with free pizza!

The CS/LUG club does all sorts of things related to computers, videogames, and other intelligent/geeky activities.

If you have any interest in computers or pizza, you will probably enjoy your time there.

Free Pizza Alert 9/10/09

The History club will be having its first meeting tonight at 7:30 in Upper Monty. They will supposedly have pizza. This is a true free pizza alert.