Thursday, July 15, 2010

Monty to Schaefer

And by not likely, I mean it's not likely that it could take you 10 minutes to walk the 10 yards that separates the two buildings.


UPDATE:  <3 Dan Schell.  Hope I am not ruining this young man's schedule

UPDATE 2:  Even more posts, this may be getting out of hand


25 comments:

  1. Actually, maybe if you were really really drunk it could take that long

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  2. I must say, I really enjoy your chronicling of Facebook mistruths provided to freshies...I mean first-years.

    <3 4->

    JP

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  3. Then again, one can always look at a map :D
    ~Vermiculus

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  4. I wish I could like this entire thread. I also feel a little badly, but then again, it's his fault for not just looking at the map on the website.

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  5. youre kind of a douche ken

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  6. UPDATE THIS AGAIN. THERE'S BEEN SOOOOO MANY GOOD DEVELOPMENTS!!!

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  7. I'm sending an official letter of complaint to Admissions.

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  8. I saw this and lolled forever

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  9. usually i'm not in favor of torturing the little ones but this is great. A+

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  10. Get any angry letters from Admissions or Res Life?

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  11. You sadistic, sadistic people.

    I love it.

    But I also hope you get your asses kicked by this fre-firstyear next year when he recognizes all your names.

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  12. No letters from anyone, will have to wait and see.

    I was telling someone that the first weekend there is going to be a lot of 'hey look it's that asshole that fucked with us all summer', can't wait to meet them.

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  13. oh. my. god. ken benjes. i love you. also this guy totally deserves it if he still didn't get that dan was kidding when he said the stuff about the nutria. really? that didn't tip you off?

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  14. IF YOU LOVE ME SO MUCH WHY DON'T YOU MARRY ME. <3 thanks for commenting, I had no idea what a nutria was until last semester. I think he knows what's going on now though.

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  15. I thought this was awful at first. Then I saw how many dumb ass questions Cory Young asked, and yeah.... he totally had it coming. So now I think it's brilliant. We are the worst role models ever.

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  16. was that a proposal, mr. benjes? my answer is yes! but only if there is a nutria present. or perhpas the nutria presides as a priest?

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  17. let's get fake married, and have a fake wedding (don't worry I have done this before and it went very well, I can even get the fake priest from last time).

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  18. this literally made my upcoming year.

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  19. i'm informing your ex-wife sir.

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  20. only if there can be a really really really big cake. preferably in the shape of a nutria. nutria themed wedding?

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  21. Anonymous person, what if it's a small cake in the shape of a nutria with nutria themed decorations

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  22. CHEATING ON BECKY WHITE!!!! I'M TELLING.

    ps. <3 you too

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  23. deal ken benjes. i will indeed marry you.

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