Banned

Welp, had to happen sooner or later, looks like we all got banned from the 2014 group.  Anyone not banned, feel free to send me screenshots of people asking silly questions, and I'll give you credit etc.

I really don't like the idea of these class facebook groups, feel like people should just find each other naturally during Orientation, class, and on the weekends.  Really don't like school employees (Rob Maddox and Ben Toll) organizing said groups, feels inorganic.

Mission accomplished

Also, thanks to everyone that was blowing up my phone about this, was entertainment during a day of lifeguarding.

Monty to Schaefer

And by not likely, I mean it's not likely that it could take you 10 minutes to walk the 10 yards that separates the two buildings.


UPDATE:  <3 Dan Schell.  Hope I am not ruining this young man's schedule

UPDATE 2:  Even more posts, this may be getting out of hand

Gambling

Oh hey yall, just wondering if we are allowed to gamble on campus.  Oh, we aren't allowed to gamble?  Well I guess no one will care if we do it right?

Goodness, gambling is not really legal outside of racetracks and casinos (right?  like even Superbowl gambling is technically illegal I think) so why would it magically be legal on campus.

Also, laughing hard at this kid Yago.  Crepes - a delicious food.  Craps - the gambling game he probably meant to write.

What not to wear

If you take my advice, you can be just like a cartoon character, glorious!

Jeff Blaze

Okay, so do you think this Jeff Blaze (pretty sure not his real last name, based off there being a lack of a Blaze in the school directory, seems like a reference to his love of the weeds or something probably Apparently is a reference to how he blazes people on the road [don't really understand this tbh]) is in on the joke and trolling, or does he legitimately think Dorchester is going to be co-ed?  It's the 'idc cuz im in lq' that makes me think he legitimately believes this.

Jeff if you are reading this I would like a confirmation.

PS this was posted in the 2014 facebook group.  I have off today and it's raining so I'm probably going to end up doing this all day.  I'M COOL GUYS.

Class of 2014 Facebook group

Just tryna help people