So, as yall may know the Great Room does not allow bros to come in and eat some delicious chicken patties (which will be available on Friday for lunch yall, someone please swipe me in, will make it worth your while *wink* via bloggin about u) without some "shoes". A lot of dudes around these parts don't like to wear shoes for a variety of reasons such as
- Masochism
- Like to get glass in their feetsies
- Want to look cool
- Are hippies
- Barefoot running fad
- Poor
- Had sex on campus and threw their only pair in the shoe tree
So anyway, the Great Room as I recall does not allow bros to come in barefoot because it violates Health Code. I decided to do some
INVESTIGATIVE JOURNALISM and to figure out the validity of this claim and found this wee little site called barefooters.org which had the following letter from the MD health department http://www.barefooters.org/health-dept/MD2009.pdf (click the link for the full letter, see excerpt below).
So according to this letter there is no Health Department requirement that people wear shoes when in a food place.
THE PLOT THICKENS.
So I emailed David Sansotta about this, still waiting for a reply though. Just tryna stir up trouble and not wear shoes in the Great Room yall.
Gonna ride this barefoot train till it crashes
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