Frozen Bike

Poor bike

Poor poor mountain bike

Came through the campus full of fixies, roadies, and hybrids

He just didn't fit in

The other bikes wanted to pond him, bully him

But they didn't want him to freeze to death

RIP

Poor out a bottle of bike lubricant in memoriam

S/o 2 IKlompus 4 the photo

Walking to Campus

Stole this photo from the St. Mary's fbook page, via theft.  It comes from the photo archive, the year 1986.  Most of yall reading this probably weren't even alive then. 

I absolutely love that bike shirt.  Rainbow bikes.  I need that shirt.

-Tommy Seahawk

PANIC: Students Attacking Faculty Vis-A-Vis Bicycles and Skateboards

St. Mary's City:  News reports are flooding in of students on bicycles and skateboards violently attacking faculty and staff at St. Mary's College of Maryland.  Recently the Director of Public Safety, David Zylak, AKA "Zylak Bro," sent out an email expressing the concerns of several faculty members that they are being targeted by gangs of students dressed with little regard for safety or the well-being of "the olds."  The initial email can be read below (click for big, duh):

As you can see, students need to wear bright clothes in order to not harm faculty members when jogging or biking.  Note the concern of some faculty:

SERIOUS ISSUES YALL.

Safety is a legit issue though.  I bike a lot and even though it's fun to ride through red lights and stop signs if there are other cars around you should seriously stop.  Those are the sorts of things that make drivers hate bikers.

Bike Riding

Been seeing a lot of people riding bikes around campus lately. Some of them can do it with no hands/handlebars (via flobots). Wish I could bike without hands, anyone know how to do it/teach me?

I can do it with one hand, which I was very proud of myself for learning. In retrospect, this is probably really easy to do.

Poll: Can yall ride bikes with no hands?