Wednesday, February 14, 2018

Three SMCM Students Arrested for Armed Robbery

lmao just like

just what

Last Friday 3 First Year members of the Basketball Team (check the archives for previous coverage) robbed, with guns, their weed dealer in WC. 

This is the MOST CLICHED COLLEGE ROBBERY


0 POINTS FOR ORIGINALITY

I think it's also worth noting that, chances are, these dudes are pretty tall, I mean one of them is 6'9" (nice). That's gonna stand out on a college campus right? IDK. 

Questions to consider:
  • They stole 8 oz. of weed, valued at $1,200. Is that a legit figure??? That seems a lil' low for SMCM, but idk maybe the floor bottomed out???
  • How will Harney react???
  • What do you do now? Like what does the college do? I hope they don't take a reactionary approach to this, in any form. This is a one-off, not indicative of larger issues, right? idk

Here's the article from where I stole all this info