Times have changed. Now to 'join' the class facebook groups you gotta be 'approved' by people like Tricia Realbuto and Sola, I ~guess~ they are just tryna do their jobs...but it makes it hard for me to mine, via blogging. It also kinda sounds like they are restricting freedom of speech...kinda sounds likes TERRORISM to me...
But worry not, dear readers. Both administrative emails AND facebook postings can be leaked to the outside world for our ~amusement~. Take a seat, and take a gander at the newest members of our "Honors" college~
Monica I'm pretty sure you are going to need to pick up Shakespeare's original manuscripts for your intro to English Lit class. This seems like a silly question, is it ultimately just a stealth brag, a way to show off her 'fancy' Kindle? Wonder if it's a plebian Kindle or a master-race Kindle Fire? [EDITOR'S NOTE: This was a paid advertisement]
Micaela you certainly don't have to wear shoes, if you enjoy having massive gashes on your feet. IDK maybe she is a masochist? Maybe she read 50 Shades of Grey and realized she is into pain?
I like her analysis that swimming with shoes would be "sorta weird in the deeper parts". Cause, I guess swimming with shoes is pretty natural in the shallow areas.
Well. I honestly refuse to believe that Isabel here is not trying to troll us. There is no way this is real. I really have nothing else to say. It speaks for itself. ~so beautiful~ ~so brave~
Danny you are only allowed to bring 40oz containers of malt liquor, not fish tanks [EDITOR'S NOTE: My favorite 'joke' in this post]. But she is pretty smart and shows her "Honors" college credentials by attempting to bring two separate 20 gallon tanks. Also I like how there are specific regulations as to the size of the tanks in To the Point. And that they had an extended discussion about fish tanks.
This one was interesting. Rather than anyone attempt to answer her question everyone jumped on the "look at me, I'm an ally, I don't hate gay people" bandwagon and bogged down her discussion. Which I guess is preferable to anti-gay responses. Can't really articulate my thoughts on this one exactly but it struck me as an annoying/stereotypical response.
That's all for now. If my analysis of that last one is incorrect/dumb feel free to call me out on it. luv yall~ <3 br="br">
What an excellent introduction to the principles of a liberal arts college: to publicly mock people for asking questions. I'm delighted to know that your concern for the SMC community is alive and well.
ReplyDeleteI am delighted that you are delighted!
DeleteThe name of the blog is SMCM LOL, not SMCM CONCERN btw~
Lame.
ReplyDeletePeter '01
Peter pls :[
DeleteRaise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by SMCM-LOL Blog
ReplyDeletehahaha
DeleteJust out of sheer curiosity, what exactly do you get from doing this each year? I understand your desire to be edgy and a self proclaimed "Troll" for the purpose of "Entertainment" but don't you have a job or other hobbies. Seeing as how you completed 4 years at SMCM and a 1 year graduate program I would hope that your frontal lobe has developed enough to know that this is an extremely immature thing to do. On the other side we aren't really sure if it's Ken or not though. For a while the always responsible and upstanding campus citizen, Julia Strauss, was "trolling" for the cause. Just because you admit that you do is wrong or offensive or inappropriate does not mean you can continue to do it. There is no glory in owning up to being a dick, there are so many other things for you to do with your time, integrity, education and energy.
ReplyDeletego back to bed Isabel/Micaela/Monica
Deletehaha calm down Julia Strauss is great
DeleteI get money.
DeleteThis is a hobby.
Who knows ~who it is~
It's incredibly immature but yolo
omg, overenthusiastic allies...
ReplyDeleteThis really wasn't that mean-spirited, but maybe you should cover the names just out of courtesy (these people are probably going to see the post at some point).
My name isn't on here but I'm definitely a huge supporter of this idea (and this is NOT a stupid suggestion)
DeleteI agree but I am 'lazy' so if someone wants to take the initiative to edit out the names I will hire you as my intern and send you your first check~
DeleteProtect the innocent, of which there are none.
ReplyDeleteMr. Seahawk, we stand with you.
o bb~
DeleteI'm not a terrorist.
ReplyDeleteProve it.
DeleteThank you for proving your non-terrorist status
Deletelol wow Ken you got a lot of shit for this one I SUPPORT THE TROLL and agree with teh oversupportive ally part
ReplyDeletealso you and Julia are both great
o bb~
DeleteIt's really just a joke, no one is going to bully you over it. smcm is a very warm, open community where people generally care about each other, but you also have to realize it is a small community and everyone knows what everyone else is doing anyway. When you are a senior, you will laugh at the stuff the incoming kids say too. And since Ken will probably be operating this blog until he's 30 years old, you can look forward to it.
ReplyDeleteI concur with all elements of the above statement, particularly the part about Ken operating this blog into his 30's
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