Door got a new pinball machine

So...my friends and I found this in a dumpster after graduation. "places I've cried on campus" with push pins. There are over a hundred pushpins...

SMCM Student Heading to the Olympics!

Congrats to SMCM student Mimi Roller for qualifying to compete in the Summer 2012 Olympics in the category of 'Laser Class Sailing'.  Awesome!  I think some past SMCM grads have also gone on to sail in the Olympics, which is pretty rad.

Mimi apparently comes from the Virgin Islands (check out the website with her info here).  Specifically she comes from the U.S. Virgin Islands, which is good because otherwise she would have been a prime suspect for the recent attack on the Statehouse Building.  Also apparently it counts as its own nation for the Olympics.  Not sure how I feel about that, but I guess I am okay with it via it led to Mimi going to the Olympics.

ANYWAYS good luck!!!

The Water Trampoline Needs an Upgrade

I found this image on Reddit.  I think the Special Carryover Fund should be spent entirely on this monolith.

PANIC: Historic St. Mary's Under Attack!

It appears that last night someone drove their vehicle into the wall outside the recreated Statehouse.  Photos below were graciously provided (AKA stolen from their facebooks) by two SMCM staff members, Tricia and Sushinsky. 

Who could have done this?  I have a few possible theories:

• The Hulk (via the Avengers)
• The British, seeking revenge
• A drunk driver
• A drunk British driver (this is the most likely answer IMO)
• Dr. Urgo on his Vespa (another likely possibility)

According to facebook comments the driver left a license plate.   At the scene of the crime.  The only way they could have been dumber is if they had left their actual license.

I don't even remember what specials the Door has on Tuesdays...so I'm not sure if people actually go there on Tuesdays, via drunk driving.

Another troubling issue is that this road isn't a real road.  It's a small offshoot of Route 5 that no one really has any reason to drive on, for the most part.  Why were they drunk driving on this road?  Did they start on this road (via someone drinking in the park/waterfront) and then try to go home?

Overall a very bizarre attack on History St. Mary's City.  Not sure why the British are still upset about this.

Ron Paul Posters UPDATE

I did some 'investigative journalism' into my blog post from a month ago about Ron Paul posters on campus.  There were a ton of responses, which was weird, but not surprising considering how much Ron Paul supporters love Ron Paul.  So I checked out my traffic sources via Google Analytics and found that a lot of it came from this post from www.dailypaul.com.  The actual post can be found by clicking HURR.  Screencap BELOW:

On the comments for the post I was called a 'woman' and 'dumb/ignorant' which was accurate.  I was pretty pleased with this because I found it entertaining, and it also led to more comments/views on the blog. 

Not sure of the identity of 'thepholiser' but I'm guessing it's a student.  It's really interesting how Paul supporters try really hard to get people to support their cause.  I guess it's cool, IDK.

But then I decided to google 'thepholiser' and came upon a youtube video that was quite interesting...

I think it's safe to say that one of the poster publishers, and the guy who directed traffic/comments to the SMCMLOLBLOG was none other than Gino Hannah.  You can check out more of his music here http://www.youtube.com/user/thepholiser

This information was later further confirmed several days ago.  Someone drunkenly provided me the names of

• Gino Hannah
• Adam Ross
• Greg Dodson

As the Ron Paul poster placers.   INTERESTING...

In conclusion, lately people have complained about the lack of 'investigative journalism' conducted by this blog.  I hope you are happy with this level of 'investigative journalism' and stop complaining.

Graduation!!! Congrats yall...so proud...

Great work seniors! #lq

Everybody is at gala/prom. Just gonna lay here and take in the sunset. Sorry for lack of real posts the past two weeks...

Time for the babies to leave!