ANACONDA ALERT, PANIC

I just saw this GIANT ANACONDA in the pond next to Route 5. I think it is having GIANT ANACONDA babies and they are going to attack the campus. PANIC! This probably the rare GIANT WHITE ANACONDA. It reminds me about that movie with the anacondas, I think it was called Anaconda.

I would advise everyone to PANIC and begin purchasing anti-anaconda spray.

Note: The anaconda is the white tube thing, I am pretty sure this is what anacondas look like but I am unfortunately not a certified snakeologist.

I may take more photos of this ANACONDA nest before we are all eaten...alive.