I was walking to a car on Friday to go to Chipotle (via burritos) and some dudes in an SUV (via shitty gas mileage) asked me for help, and then as I turned they mooned me. Well just the dude in the back, the other guy and the driver did not.
His Buttocks was very pale, as they often are, and thankfully not hairy (via I don't like hairy buttz)
