PANIC: Rabid Skunk Attacks

As yall have probably heard by now (via it has been in the Washington Post and Huffington Posts and probably other 'posts' other than this post that I am making now) a rabid skunk bit a patron at Cheeseburger in Paradise.

I once dated a girl and took her to Cheeseburger in Paradise for Valentine's Day. 

Things that I liked about Cheeseburger in Paradise:

• They played Cheeseburger in Paradise every hour, on the hour
• Cheeseburgers

Things that I did not like about Cheeseburger in Paradise:

• Bus boy was in high school and hitting on my date

In conclusion, they deserved it, and I hope more rabid animals attack their patrons.