HVAC Closet PSA

Some of yall may have HVAC (heating, ventilation, air, condoms) closets in yer residence halls.  The townhouses have small ones that would be good for housing Harry Potter, but in some of the LQ rooms there are big ones.  They are kinda like big attics.  These HVAC closets are perfect for smoking hookah/weed, drinking 'beer' or sleeping in. 

OR ARE THEY???

It would appear that some 'hoodlums' in LQ got in trouble for chilling (out, maxing, and relaxing all cool via Fresh Prince of Bel Air [pronounced blair]) in their HVAC closets and as punishment were forced to create these PSAs.

It seems to get to the point and is very informative.  I think that JBoard should make more people do this.  For example, if you got in trouble for peeing outside:

What you should not do outside:

• pee
• drink

What you should do in a bathroom:

• pee
• shower

IDK, I'm no JBoard person and I never had to go but I think this is a pretty good suggestion.

Cell Phones and Driving...a PSA

Just so yall know, starting October 1st (as in several days ago) it is illegal in MD (where most readers are currently residing) to use a cell phone to either text or talk or play games etc [EDIT:  WHILE DRIVING].

The whole driving thing was in the main title, but I forgot to include it in the actual paragraph...I am a dumb