It appears that last night someone drove their vehicle into the wall outside the recreated Statehouse. Photos below were graciously provided (AKA stolen from their facebooks) by two SMCM staff members, Tricia and Sushinsky.
Who could have done this? I have a few possible theories:
- The Hulk (via the Avengers)
- The British, seeking revenge
- A drunk driver
- A drunk British driver (this is the most likely answer IMO)
- Dr. Urgo on his Vespa (another likely possibility)
According to facebook comments the driver left a license plate. At the scene of the crime. The only way they could have been dumber is if they had left their actual license.
I don't even remember what specials the Door has on Tuesdays...so I'm not sure if people actually go there on Tuesdays, via drunk driving.
Another troubling issue is that this road isn't a real road. It's a small offshoot of Route 5 that no one really has any reason to drive on, for the most part. Why were they drunk driving on this road? Did they start on this road (via someone drinking in the park/waterfront) and then try to go home?
Overall a very bizarre attack on History St. Mary's City. Not sure why the British are still upset about this.
