PANIC: Hypothermia

Hypothermia can strike at any time, even on a college campus.  Polly Miller sent out an email the other day regarding this very chilling condition.  She even included warning signs for infants, since so many of us have children.  One of the warning signs was very low energy, but in my experience babies often just lay around all day.  They barely even walk they are so lazy!

Anyways, it's very easy to get hypothermia when drinking because alcohol makes you feel warm even when it is cold outside.  So be aware!

Also don't go swimming, that is how most get hypothermia.

Christmas Light Safety

Realling digging this email Polly Miller sent out nearly a month ago about christmas lights and not dying.  But pulling at cord of lights is one of my favorite things, even though she recommends not doing it.  Also I like leaving lights on when I go to sleep because I am pretty sure they keep monsters away.

Campus Fire Safety Month

September is Campus Fire Safety Month!  My idol, Polly Miller, will be in the campus center with information all week.  You can also sign up for fire-extinguisher training.  She also mentioned something about getting hosed down by firemen...this sounds exciting/erotic.  Glorious.

Really though yall, try not to cause any fires that could result in stuff burning down.

IT'S COLD OUT

Polly Miller legitimately sends out the best all student emails. I don't know who she is but she is legit awesome. Especially her latest email about cold safety. Especially because the way it's worded, it's clear that it was directed towards employees and workers as opposed to students. But it still has some sweet info.

UPDATE: From what I can gather she works in Physical Plant, and is the Environmental Health and Safety Coordinator.

So remember, the cold can kill you, so make sure you wear warm clothing and follow Polly's advice.