As a result the waterfront is kinda closed to all recreational use, since touching the water could result in
- Becoming a Teenage (or young adult) Mutant Ninja Turtle
- Zombification
- Illness
- Superpowers
- Becoming a mutant (via X-Men)
- Becoming a mutant (via other kinds of mutants)
- Infertility
- Death
- PANICing
Errbody should probably avoid the water for awhile.
Saw this as someone's status update this morning, but couldn't find any info via googling. I was wondering what those trucks that were around on Monday were though, but now I know I guess.
Glad this happened when it was cold out and not 'hang out in the water weather'.
