Swimming Coach Arressted on Child Pornography Charges

Our Swim Coach has been arrested on Child Pornography Charges.

Andre Barbins, 45, is currently in jail. He went quietly as police entered his Calvert County compound. Police found digital storage devices with the illicit material on it.

The college has stated

"The college is taking all steps necessary to protect the safety of its campus and community, and is cooperating fully with law enforcement. Assistant Coach Hattie Schiavone has assumed coaching duties. As with all personnel matters, the college is unable to provide further comment."

Hattie was a member of the Class of 2013, and suddenly has an awesome job, so props to her.

This was his mug shot. Portrait of a defeated man. You can see the despair, regret, and pedophilic sickness in his eyes. He worked here since the 98-99 season, overseeing countless swimmers, including the local underage swim teams.

How does this compare to the Professor who paid for sex with Oxy? Are these two incidents indicative of a larger problem down by the River?

The Class of 2013

Here is one of my fondest and earliest memories of the class of 2013. I was dating one of them during the "Snowmageddon" of the 10-11 school year, and she and her friends had run out of booze.

I had half a bottle of Rikaloff. I emptied half of that out into a nalgene (leaving 1/4 of vodka left), filled the rest with water, and sold it to them for $8.

Since then they have proved themselves to be some of the most intelligent, creative, and pretty people I have met.

A lot of them are probably dreading life after college. Don't worry yall, life is pretty sweet, and you can even have kegs.

hugs and kisses,

- SMCM LOL

p.s. make me proud i love most of u~

Class of 2013 Shirts

The class of 2013 (inferior to class of 2011 obv.) is selling T-Shirts with Dr. Urgo on them.  They look like this.

These look pretty rad!  The yellow is kinda weird though, it reminds me of both pee and 1970s nostalgia, two things which I dislike.  Also he should have a hat maybe via hats are great.

They cost $13 dollars which is an unlucky number so possibly you should avoid buying these.  But if you don't believe in LUCK then you can probably buy one via Joe Santangelo.  Email him.

Also, not really sure what 'el presidente' means.  I think it may be in a foreign language but I cannot read it so I believe this may cause the shirt to have limited appeal.

I also imagine that if I found this in a thrift store and didn't understand the context I would think it was teh greatest thing ever.

SMCM Meetup at Orioles Game

So I was browsing friend's events for parties to crash, and I came upon an event organized by the class of 2013. They are planning to meetup at the Orioles game this sunday. I think that this is pretty weird because none of them have met yet. And there are 41 confirmed guests with another 49 maybes.

Every year the new class gets more and more connected via facebook before the semester even starts. I don't know if this is good or bad. I think it's mostly just weird.