Donate your unwanted items

Yall, do you have clothes, food, books, couches, dildos, etc. that you no longer want after this semester?  Donate them!  There are boxes around campus in the laundry rooms where you can place stuff, and they are color coded

• blue:  food
• purple:  clothes
• green:  school supplies
• red:  pornography

So if you have stuff you don't want, you know where to leave it!

There will also be a Free Market on May 4th.  woahz

Additionally check out this link which is a craigslist type thing with listings of stuff that people no longer want, like couches.  Email eneu@smcm.edu if you want to list something.

FREE PIZZA ALERT 10/20

Okay it's not pizza but rather metal water bottles.  Tomorrow there will be a screening of the film TAPPED (which is about water bottles and tap water and tapping out during wrestling matches) wherein the first 100 dudes will be given..................A METAL WATER BOTTLE.

The movie is at 8PM on Wednesday 10/20 in Cole Cinema.

h8u plastic water bottles.  I squeeze and you collapse on yourself...what a weakling...feel like I need a manly (via gendernorms) metal water bottle that won't collapse under the 'pressure'

Really Really Free Market

Do yall like 'free' stuff?  On October 20th there will be a Free Market on the Campus Center Patio!

Before that though, you need to start donating stuff that you don't want (like books, clothes, dildoes, xboxes, etc) to the free market.  There should be Blue Boxes (via they are blue) in your laundry room where you can drop this stuff off.  It's a good way to get rid of stuff you don't want anymore!

After people have donated stuff to the free market, show up at the Campus Center Patio on the 20th during lunch to get free stuff!  Woah cool.

Also there will be music put on by Hawk Radio, and Bike Shop should be there doing cool stuff.

Think I might donate some shirts that I have but don't want anymore.

Kinda prefer this to other free markets (via capitalism).  So show up yalls.