Sheetz Policy Changes

According to personal experience (a friend and I tried to go and were very confused) and Lauren Taylor, Sheetz now closes between the hours of 1 and 3AM on the weekends.  This has apparently been done to avoid having drunk people mess up the store + steal from it.  Here is an image of the sign they put up.

R U KIDDIN ME SHEETZ?  Sure, sometimes I like to grab a sandwich or six and walk out of the store, but I need u Sheetz...you've always been there for me/us. 

I don't know how to survive without you...I wish I could quit you...

miss u bb...

Alba Study Abroad

Sometimes I don't like the Alba study abroad program because the kids there often start skyping me at 5PM about how drunk they are. It's amusing!

Apparently Dominator Vodka is 100% grain alcohol (I don't know how this is possible) and is what they buy because Rikaloff is not sold in Italy.

Also apparently they do no homework.

Blood Drive

Next Friday, the 25th of September, there will be a blood drive in the ARC. You can sign up at the campus center. There are lots of great reasons to give blood, such as saving lives and helping people, and free juice and cookies.

But the real benefit that they have failed to mention is that with 10% less blood in your body than usual, you will have to consume less alcohol to get drunk. This is my theory at least. Someone should test this theory and report back to me.

Oh my god I love your shirt

Said a young lady who had trouble walking as she groped my chest.

Please remember that sexual harassment is a crime and is also really creepy.