Student Steals a Case of Monster (a drink i guess???) from the Delivery Man

According to a 'tweet' from @harmanj22 a student stole an entire case of Monster, causing the delivery man to leave a note.

Editor Note: Apparently 'Monster' is an energy drink. It appears to be a non-alcoholic version of 4Loko. Not sure what the point of it is.

PRETTY SHITTY MOVE ON YOUR PART, ANONYMOUS STUDENT.

I like that he signed his name CokeMan.

Also, if you are somehow able to afford St. Mary's but not caffeine, buy some caffeine pills. $5.99 for the equivalent of a hundred energy drinks. http://www.amazon.com/Natrol-Caffeine-200mg-Tablets-100-Count/dp/B000OPV118/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1366907282&sr=8-2&keywords=caffeine

There is no excuse for this.

Midnight Munchies Friday Night!!!

Tri Beta (NERDSSSSSSS [I think they are the Biology honors society] ) will be selling delicious foodstuffs Friday night from 9PM-12:30AM.  There will be GRILLED CHEESE and DONUTS and HOT CHOCOLATE.

ALL FOR ONLY ONE DOLLAR EACH OH MY GOD

They will be located on the LQ partio!

Now that fourloko has been banned, this will be a good way to eat away your sadness.

PANIC FOUR LOKO BANNED

PANIC!!  THE GREATEST BEVERAGE, FOUR LOKO IS BEING BANNED

FUCK THE GOVERNMENT

IM JOINING RON PAUL LIBERATIAN PARTY

I JUST WANT TO DROP OUT NOW

NEVER 4(LOKO)GET