PANIC: Rabid Skunk Attacks

As yall have probably heard by now (via it has been in the Washington Post and Huffington Posts and probably other 'posts' other than this post that I am making now) a rabid skunk bit a patron at Cheeseburger in Paradise.

I once dated a girl and took her to Cheeseburger in Paradise for Valentine's Day. 

Things that I liked about Cheeseburger in Paradise:

• They played Cheeseburger in Paradise every hour, on the hour
• Cheeseburgers

Things that I did not like about Cheeseburger in Paradise:

• Bus boy was in high school and hitting on my date

In conclusion, they deserved it, and I hope more rabid animals attack their patrons.

Fun Lunch Celebration? Or Horror Ice Cream Frenzy of Hell?

Any event that refers to a presence of fried food as a "deep fried frenzy" is an event that any person would find necessary to be at. Nothing attracts a gr8r00m crowd like a frenzy.

Honorable mention goes out to ice cream novelties. I hope they get the Spiderman or the Spongebob ice cream bars with the candy eyes. Those were always a personal favorite via summertime @ the ~public pool~ except the ice cream man was always way overpriced. Chances are there will be no Spongebob bars but maybe a personal request would work.

Now that I think about it these are some pretty terrifying ice creams. But what do y'all think? Should it be "Mac & Cheese" or "Mac -n- Cheese"? Scary ice cream? Feeding frenzy? Good things? Y/N?

Episode II: The Community Strikes Back

Title not super relevant to the content, I just love Star Wars.

This is part two OF THREE PARTS of the forum stuff regarding Chick-Fil-A.  Click on images to view them bros.

Ah yes, thank you for your valuable insight into what food you enjoy!

1.  This guy is saying that people attempted to force his daughter into lesbianism.  What.
2.  Are there any small liberal arts colleges that don't have a liberal slant?  It's in the name!
3.  I really want to understand how people attempted to force his daughter to be a lesbian.

Aw this guy brings up a good point.

Look at terrorist Dave Chase winning the hearts and minds of our community via not acting like an asshole!  This bro is a real good debater/talkerman.

These guys really don't like Muslims. 

That's all for today, look forward to more excerpts probably.  Or don't look forward to it, if it's not your cup of tea.

Preconceived Notions about College

Before I started college I always hoped that there would be days that I had leftover pizza for breakfast.  Today is that day.

RIP Harry Potter

It would appear that St. Mary's College for witchcraft and wizardry has lost a notable staff member, Mr. Harry Potter.  Mr. Potter was the former food service manager apparently.  Also a wizard I would imagine.  I really like his style.  Credit goes to Ben Casto for finding this in the alumni letter.

Cooking

Gonna be cooking next year I imagine, living in Townhouse and all. Want to learn to cook for myself better to prepare for real world and such. Gonna list some meals that would be relatively easy to cook I suppose. Just thinking outloud. Comments/suggestions appreciated.

• Spaghetti/various pastas
• Chicken breasts - easy to cook but more expensive than just buying a chicken probably
• Salad
• Potatoes - cut up and put in stove over frying pan or something w/vegetables
• Peanut butter sandwiches :D
• Baked squash things
• Stuffed peppers - I think these would be a lot of fun to make
• Tacos too, maybe chicken tacos as they would be healthier?
• BROWNIES

Update: Someone commented with this link with some guidelines regarding cooking. There are a lot of great websites with college cooking tips, I should probably look at those.

Also somehow I forgot to include Rice on the list up there. Rice is so cheap and filling, so wondrous.