PANIC: Great Room Planning to Serve Blood

PANIC:  It would appear that the Great Room is going to be serving blood today.  I am not sure what else they could mean by food that is inspired by the series Twilight.

Yes, the Great Room is literally serving Twilight inspired food today.  Not sure how I feel about this.  Mostly feel that this is dumb, but also it is sort of a cute idea.  If they had done Star War Saturday then I would have thought this was awesome.  I just don't understand what they could serve other than blood via vampires eat blood.

Also, does anyone else love the Blade movies?  Best vampire movies.

Also, thanks to Hannah B for finding this GEM.

Happy slapsgiving yall

Get Your Life Together Heron

Are you kidding me Heron?  What are you doing here.  Does it look like there are fish here?  You are standing on grass, do you honestly think there are fish in those bricks?  COME ON.

Are you drunk Heron?  Is that why you are standing on one leg?  In the middle of WC?  You need to sober up and get your life together,  Get back in the fish-eating game.  Goodness.

This is an actual product. Yes I bought some.

PANC!: The Chamber of Secrets has been Opened

PANIC!  It would appear that someone has opened the Chamber of Secrets vis-a-vis Twilight Harry Potter.

Not sure if Caroline Cat has been hurt (vis-a-vis that happened to Filch's cat) but hopefully that cat is okay.

Not sure exactly where this was written, maybe LQ?

Source: Tumblr.

PANIC: Students Attacking Faculty Vis-A-Vis Bicycles and Skateboards

St. Mary's City:  News reports are flooding in of students on bicycles and skateboards violently attacking faculty and staff at St. Mary's College of Maryland.  Recently the Director of Public Safety, David Zylak, AKA "Zylak Bro," sent out an email expressing the concerns of several faculty members that they are being targeted by gangs of students dressed with little regard for safety or the well-being of "the olds."  The initial email can be read below (click for big, duh):

As you can see, students need to wear bright clothes in order to not harm faculty members when jogging or biking.  Note the concern of some faculty:

SERIOUS ISSUES YALL.

Safety is a legit issue though.  I bike a lot and even though it's fun to ride through red lights and stop signs if there are other cars around you should seriously stop.  Those are the sorts of things that make drivers hate bikers.

Aime M

Does anyone else remember Aime M?

Lols vis-a-vis "I cannot loose"(sic).

He was a guy who went here several years ago.  He was originally from another country that I cannot remember.  He was also a musician of some sort.  He has music videos too.  This one was made in Monty.

PANIC! Daily Grind has run out of Ice Cream

Recently I went to the Daily Grind and there was no ice cream.  PANIC!  However, I then noticed a sign explaining the situation:

As you can see, the Daily Grind is merely hiding their ice cream for some reason.

Except, there is clearly ice cream in the freezer.

I don't really understand it. 

Crisis averted?

Ball so hard university

When college students run out of toilet paper vis-a-vis being poor