Bed is Fixed

Last Friday I said that my bed had been lofted and now it was a foot from the ceiling. It is now several feet from the ceiling and I can successfully sleep there without fearing death. Also I now have a man cave underneath. In this cave is

• Lego
• Dirty clothes
• White Board
• A horse Mask
• Bags
• Shoes
• Bowling Alley

SGA Meeting 9/29

SGA meeting with new Senators, cool

8:03 - O man meeting started early

8:04 - Swearing in of new senators. Mark Snyder was late and walked in during the swearing in and I loled.

8:07 - Senator Smith and Senator Agatstein just walked in late, what losersss

8:08 - Dean Bayless has a cool necklace

8:09 - Margo Williams, president of Student Investment Group is here. She is talking about stuff.

8:12 - Dean Bayless is here to talk about the Strategic Plan! She just established that she is taking notes on her blackberry, and not just texting friends. I hope it is both because texting during SGA is fun.

8:15 - Strategic plan is still boring and I still don't like hearing about it. But it seems like there are more concrete things in it now, so it's less boring I guess.

8:21 - I read it some more and it is a lot more concrete and is no longer boring. Congratulations Strategic Planning Committee.

8:26 - New Bill, spend 1,000$ on three picnic benches on The Greens. Sounds cool as I like picnic benches a lot.

8:34 - There is this kid here and he is asking too many questions that are stupid and annoying

8:36 - Cool it passed. In a few weeks there are gonna be some picnic benches on the Greens.

8:40 - Officer reports, blah blah blah

8:51 - My butt really itches and I am uncomfortable

8:56 - That annoying kid is complaining the Caroline doesn't have a piano. I hate Caroline and I hate pianos.

9:04 - Meeting over

Mesa Hispana

I don't like this all-student email that I got a half an hour ago because it is all in capital letters, and it is all in Spanish (I think), but I don't know how to read Spanish so I feel stupid. Actually upon closer inspection I think I can translate some

HOLA A TODOS,

HEllo to Everyone

MI NOMBRE ES SONIA Y SOY ARGENTINA, SOY LA NUEVA SPANISH TA EN ST MARY'S Y QUERIA INVITAR A TODOS LOS HISPANOHABLANTES A COMPARTIR UN ESPACIO PARA VALORAR NUESTRA LENGUA E INVITAR A AQUELLOS QUE DESEEN PRACTICAR ESPAÑOL Y CONOCER NUEVAS CULTURAS.

My name is Sony and I am the country of Agrentina, and I am a new Spanish. the St marys invites you to speak spanish and to compare with our invitation to practice spanish and learn about new cultures

"MESA HISPANA"

ESTA ABIERTA PARA TODOS LOS QUE QUIERAN SER PARTE DE UNA EXPERIENCIA INTERCULTURAL.

Albatros's all that experience culture with hot new ladies parts Quran

LOS ESPERO

THE SPIRIT

TODOS LOS MARTES DE 12 A 1 Y LOS JUEVES DE 6 A 7 EN EL "GREAT ROOM"

today monday at 12 and 1 but also thursday at 6 to 7 in the el greato room

SALUDOS A TODOS Y ESPERO VERLOS PRONTO

SONIA

Spanish isn't really that difficult of a language, but I haven't had any classes since sophomore year of high school. Either way I think I did ok in translating. Also they should send out the email in English as well I think.

Also if someone wants to tell me what this really means that would be cool

Lofting Kit

I walked into my room a few minutes ago after class and screamed. My bed was now super high up. I forgot that I requested a lofting kit. My bed is currently 1 foot from the ceiling. I will have to make sure I fix this before I go to sleep tonight or else I'll probably die.

Also oh my god mad props to maintenance, they left all of my stuff in exactly the same spot, despite moving me bed up. I don't know how they did it, but it was really nice of them.

Dancing

Always Laura, always.

This was from awhile ago but I forgot to post it.

The Great St. Mary's T Shirt Sale

I happened upon this facebook group a week ago or so by chance, and found it interesting. A bunch of kids (most of whom seem to be First Years) put together a facebook group where they are trying to buy a shirt that they designed. I don't really like the shirt because the bird on the back is clearly an Eagle, and no one gives a fuck what your SAT score was. But, I like the idea of people putting together an order for a T Shirt that they made, it's very cute. Sooo good luck!

From Wikipedia

"On Easter, the upperclassmen buy large quantities of cheap beer, such as Natural Bohemian, and they hide them all around campus for the freshmen to find."

Why can no one spell this wonderful drink correctly? National, not Natural.

SGA Meeting 9/22

SGA Meeting tonight. Not much happening so maybe we will use that extra time to discuss cool things like the Presidential Search or clubs.

8:06 - We haven't started yet. I could be watching TrueBlood! le sigh

8:09 - For like the first time ever I am sitting on the other side of the lecture hall. All of the Executive Board is over here, and most people are over here. The people on the other side are the Dean and some other people whose names I don't feel like writing (except Kelly Schroeder cause she is cool).

8:10 - Meeting begins

8:13 - A girl is complaining that they did the fire drill in PG without notice. I feel as though I have been doing fire drills without notice since Kindergarten.

8:17 - Danny wants SafeRide to run to Oasis (Monk's) on Wednesdays more and have a second van. I am in favor of this since drunk driving is dangerous, and the only safe drunk driving is Mario Kart drunk driving.

8:18 - St. Mary's Revolving Loan Fund for Green initiatives. This is really cool. The idea is that the SGA would buy a green thing, like a solar panel for a dorm. Then the school would pay us back via the savings from those green initiatives (like the solar panel) until the SGA is paid back 110%ish. Shane Hall is presenting it, but he annoys me. Chris Rodkey made a really smart comment and further proved that he is really smart.

8:38 - Shane Hall just said that RECs suck so I like him now.

8:39 - Justin Perry wants to make an ad hoc committee to work on this revolving loan fund.

8:42 - Justin Perry wants to talk about the Presidential Search. Exciting I guess.

9:00 - Officer Reports blah blah blah

Another exciting meeting of the student government. Tally ho!

Physics Club plans to defy Gravity

The Physics club will be having its first meeting this Thursday at at 6 in Schaefer 151, where they will be building rockets. They will then set these rockets off towards the heavens on Sunday at 3. Physics club sounds boring, but rockets are awesome therefore, I guess Physics club is awesome? Transitive property?

Water Explosion on the Greens

What the fuck. I wasn't around this weekend but Ben Casto just told me that some dickshit got into the Townhouse attic and broke a pipe and water went everywhere, and that a physical plant guy said that it could be around 60,000$ in damanges.

What the fuck