Jeff Blaze

Okay, so do you think this Jeff Blaze (pretty sure not his real last name, based off there being a lack of a Blaze in the school directory, seems like a reference to his love of the weeds or something probably Apparently is a reference to how he blazes people on the road [don't really understand this tbh]) is in on the joke and trolling, or does he legitimately think Dorchester is going to be co-ed?  It's the 'idc cuz im in lq' that makes me think he legitimately believes this.

Jeff if you are reading this I would like a confirmation.

PS this was posted in the 2014 facebook group.  I have off today and it's raining so I'm probably going to end up doing this all day.  I'M COOL GUYS.

Muldoon

This bro's name is Gordon Muldoon, the River Center is named after James P. Muldoon.  Muldoon is a weird last name, so maybe they are related.

oh ps, it's an incoming first year

Class of 2014 Facebook group

Just tryna help people

Marc Apter

Just noticed that some dude known as Marc Apter is following my blog (via Google followers thing).  He is a Public Relations executive at SMCM, kinda wonder if he is genuinely interested in this bloggery or if he reads due to PR business and such.  Wonder if this bloggering is good or bad PR.

On his facebook it says he is interested in men and women, wonder if he is bisexual, or if he is just looking for friends/networking who are boys and ladies.

Seems like chill dude; likes sailing, and wears a button down w/o a tie (but w/blazer to show he is 'professional').  We don't have any mutual friends, kinda sad about that.

Alumni I met

So, I went to this party with my Dad down the street (we played beer pong but lost) and the guy's son graduated SMCM in 02'.  He was around for The Greens riot and other cool stuff.

One thing he told me about was 'The Lemon', a anonymous newspaper published by two students that made fun of various professors and administrators.  Anyway, according to his story, eventually they figured out who was publishing it, and Goldwater/J Board had them expelled, until the students took the story to the press, and then they were unexpelled.  We were both pretty drunk so portions of the story may have been embellished a bit or slightly inaccurate, but it was an interesting event.  His name was Jay or Jason or somesuch.

Oh and he also informed me that people used the moniker 'Joanne Bongwater' back then as well.

Alumni I met

So, I went to this party with my Dad down the street (we played beer pong but lost) and the guy's son graduated SMCM in 02'.  He was around for The Greens riot and other cool stuff.
One thing he told me about was 'The Lemon', a anonymous newspaper published by two students that made fun of various professors and administrators.  Anyway, according to his story, eventually they figured out who was publishing it, and Goldwater/J Board had them expelled, until the students took the story to the press, and then they were unexpelled.  We were both pretty drunk so portions of the story may have been embellished a bit or slightly inaccurate, but it was an interesting event.  His name was Jay or Jason or somesuch.
Oh and he also informed me that people used the moniker 'Joanne Bongwater' back then as well.

LeBron James

Suck a dick, fuck miami, fuck pro basketball

Drinking Quality Report! PANIC

If you look at your email about the drinking quality report, at the very bottom in small text it states that in 2007 they found GODDAM RADON IN THE WATER.  Radon is radioactive.  Everyone PANIC because this could result in everyone becoming MUTATED.
Srsly though probably not a big deal at all (PANIC).

POTHOLE REPAIRS

AWWWW FUCK YEAH GONNA REPAIR SOME GODDAM POTHOLES, SHIT YES BROS.

Happy about this to be honest, the potholes in DPC are horrible, like I would have to actively avoid them when riding bike which was a pain.  Also kinda ugly.  So hopefully they will get fixed.

Oh, and what caused that huge pothole in Dorchester circle (which would really be called PG Circle btw).  I was visiting some friends one evening last semester and noticed it and was really confused.  Was it from the blizzards?  It's just absurd looking and should have been fixed awhile ago.

Kate Norlock

Is leaving!  Going to another school.  Don't know her that well, but I think a lot of people like her.  Actually I think I met her at an SGA thing.  Maybe, don't remember for sure.